Stuff you better not say to the Police 2/3
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Policeman: "Would you please show me your first-aid kit?"
Driver: "Ohh, do police have AUA?"
Police: "Are you kidding me?!"
Driver: "Oh, is it that bad?"
You just drove through a 30 zone at 60.
Oh you chameur, I`m already 95.
And I always thought you had to be in good physical shape to become a police officer?!
Aren`t you the Village People guy?
How did your husband die? He wanted to go into the basement and fell. And what did you do then? pasta.
Police: "Are you ready to undergo a breathalyzer test?"
Me: "Of course, in which pub?"
Actually, I also wanted to be a police officer, but then I preferred to do my qualification.
Can you sell me some cannabis?
May I have the gun?
I never lose my temper, I just can`t always find it directly.
Police: "Is your car roadworthy?"
Me: "Of course, just fold down the back seat!"
I hate it when I yell "shotgun" and the cops still put me in the back.
If you`re looking for something shocking, look in the mirror!