Things better not to say - random entries
Why does a blonde have exactly one more brain cell than a horse? So she doesn`t drink from the bucket while cleaning the stairs!
Your mama is so fat… when she farts…
Al Gore accuses her of global warming
Did you hear about the flasher who was going to retire?
In the end he decided he was going to stick it out for another year
Set the navigation in your car to a man’s voice
Do not take directions from a woman.
How fast does a woman go while having sex?
68 . . . Once she hits 69 she blows a rod
I went to Egypt to see the pyramids last week but it was quite foggy
In the end I couldn’t see the point
An old Soviet joke
A Soviet delegation visits an American car factory.
"Whose factory is that?" asks a Soviet visitor.
"It belongs to capitalist billionaire Henry Ford," answers the American guide.
"And whose are the hundreds of cars in the parking lot?" asks the visitor.
"They belong to the factory workers," answers the guide.
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Later, an American delegation visits a Soviet car factory.
"Whose factory is that?" asks an American visitor.
"It belongs to the Soviet people," says the Soviet guide.
"And whose is that single car in the parking lot?" asks the visitor.
"It belongs to the party-appointed director," answers the guide.
Why did Simba’s dad die?
Because >!he couldn’t Mufasa than the stampede. !<
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