Things better not to say - random entries
chris rock
what was the chris rock…not even special, just him explaining his jokes through out the years. what was it
After the accident, the actor enjoyed a bit of time away from work.
His buddy had told him to break a leg, so he did.
What do you call a threat of violence posted on a bulletin board?
Under a tack.
What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common?
They’re both masterbaiters
Some people ask the secret of my long marriage.
My wife and I take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
What do jokes that talk about mailmen always have in common?
They always have a good delivery.
I spent so much time coming up with this joke on paper
But everyone said it was tearable :(
A Jewish kid asks his dad if he can borrow $50
The dad says “$40? What do you need $30 for?”
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