Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...
Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.
When asked what he did for a living, what did the glassmaker say?
About 20 blowjobs a day, and a lot of twisting
What do hipsters have in common with the homeless?
They both sleep on the greats
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A Chinese factory recently had massive layoffs, leaving hundreds angry...
...at having to go back to school.
Marriage? Don’t be stupid you can’t elope!
Don’t call me a cantaloupe you melon head!
What do you call it when you wake up the next day lying in a tree
Morning wood
... to the Police ..."Do you have any residual alcohol?"
"No, no... all drunk away."
I read recently that the main Irish airline has started a bus-shuttle service in the tunnel under the English Channel.
They’re calling it Chunnel-Lingus, and while it may be a bit damp, and the scent of the tunnel a little musty, your satisfaction is their guarantee.
Just Found Out I’m 2% Japanese!
Ni Hao! Take that everyone who said I was too white to be hip and in!
See you at the next Lechon festival!