Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...What is the difference between an immortal man and a baby in the womb?
The man has a Higher chance of survival.
How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
I have no idea every time I ask one they complain about change
What do the 23rd President of the United States and The Devil have in common?
They both got beaten by a kid named Johnny
Why does John the Baptist have more money than Jesus?
Because Jesus saves while John invests!
One day 3 immigrants
One day 3 immigrants were sitting in a bar: A Syrian, an Afghan and a Turkish
The Syrian finishes his beer, throws the glass in the air and shoots it with his gun. As pieces of glass are raining on them he says "In Syria glasses were so cheap that we never drank from the same glass twice"
Then the Afghan finishes his beer, throws the glass in the air and shoots it with his gun. Again, as the shattered glass is falling he says: "In Afghanistan we had so much sand. We made glasses with the sand, so we never drank from the same glass again".
Finally the Turkish guy finishes his beer and throws his glass in the air, before he can say anything the bartender shoots all three of them and says "we have so many immigrants here in Germany that we dont have to serve them twice"
... at the Toilet ...Did you know that men have the unique ability to turn apparel into dessert?
Just give a man a sock. and by the end of the month he’ll use it to make Krispy Kreme!
What did the medieval town crier say to Kanye West after he got turned into a dog and sent back in time?
Here Ye, here Ye
What do you get when Wonder Woman [nsfw]
What do you get when Wonder Woman has sex with a transformer?
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