Things better not to say - random entries

Lost my job down at the sperm bank...
They caught me drinking on the job.

Stuck Between A Rock And A Hard Place
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You can call me Skywalker
Obecause I wan your Anonly kin , you know bme.

The king was egged this morning
The Police were scrambled to arrest the perpetrator

What is written on a very successful hacker’s tombstone?
“R” His IP is well hidden.

I was so Mad when the Queen died...
The News ruined the ending of The Crown for me.

We don’t talk about Bruno…
but Chuck Norris does.

I knew a guy who always turned up to to gatherings right on time
I think his name was Justin Thyme.

All world leaders should be women!
Instead of going to war, they would just stop talking to each other.

I am a proud PHD
Porn Hub Dweller

What do you call a masseuse that only massages men?
A massogynist

Tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork…
Think I nailed it!

A very old joke from the days of ancient Rome:
During one of the civil wars a centurion burst into a villa and found there two young women and their chaperone. "Aha!" he cried. "Prepare to be ravished, women!" "Mercy!" cried one of the young women. "Do as you will with us, but respect the grey hairs of our beloved aunt!" "Silence, foolish girl," commanded the old woman. "War is war."