Things better not to say - random entries

Why are all male prisoners neckbreads?
Because their all in cells.

Why are French streets nocturnal?
Because they rue the day!

Two cannibals are eating a clown...
One cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

A black guy and a white guy walks into a bar
That’s it

I like my sex life like how I like my video games
Single player

The Gayish Joke
You know how gay also means happy? Well lets put it like this: Robert was gay to get a girlfriend.

You know how swimmers and runners shave off their body hair so they can run faster and swim deeper?
Yeah, so anyway, I shaved my pubes.

my uncle went to prison for the rest of his life for eating a priest that worked at my church
talk about a taste of religion

I had a dream I was trapped in a toilet
When I woke up I was pooped.

Henry Winkler sits down on an airplane. The flight attendant comes over and ask him if he would like free head phones.
He responds “Sounds great. But it’s pronounced Fonz.”

My grandfather would be ashamed
My grandfather would be ashamed of Antifa. He didn’t punch Nazis. He bombed them

New York City is so depressing?
How depressing is it to live your whole life in New York City? Well, The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What does the frog building a ship say?
Rivet Rivet Rivet