Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...i told Cinderella if she gets to the ball
She has reached too far down
Why is homeland security closely watching women’s swim meets?
Since trans women have been allowed to compete, people have been calling, telling them they saw a suspicious package.
Who would win in a street fight between Joe Biden and Donald Trump?
Everyone watching
The day before the maid is supposed to arrive, my wife always cleans our place as much as she can.
I said: "Honey, do we really need a maid, or just the threat of one?"
Dad jokes
It’s actually a mom joke because my mom told me this and it’s so dumb yet it’s funny if you haven’t heard it.
“How do you alone get a 400lb turtle off of a freeway?” (Hint you just take the f out of free and the f out of way)
Where did the jewish kid go to help him pay attention?
A concentration camp.
In the alternate ending of Good Will Hunting...
the therapist, Sean, finds out that Will went out west and tried to steal some land in California along the San Andreas line.
Do you ever wonder if the web developers behind Pornhub were inspired by Kevin Costner & Field of Dreams
If you build it, they will cum
... at a Date ...
... to your Boss ...Boss: "Hurry up, we still have a lot to do today!"
Me: "Ghihi, you said foreskins"