Things better not to say - random entries
... to a Vegetarian ...
... Jokes ...why Brazilian so unhappy these days?
they need to wait for another 4 years to have a rematch against the german
Why are artists bad at physics?
If you ask them for a dot product, they’ll start making pointillism
What was the inventor of the Fleshlight thinking?
If I build it, they will cum.
A woman fell out of her coffin on the way to the funeral...
She was drop dead gorgeous.
Who is the female vocal equivalent of Morgan Freeman?
Morgan FreeWoman
(Courtesy- reddit)
So I was at the bank today
It was just me, a lanky guy my age, a mom with her two daughters and an older lady there. I walk towards the banker with a spring in my step, relieved the place isnt crowded, when the older lady approches me. She tells me her grandson usually comes with to help her, but that he wasn’t able to make it today, and asks if I could help her check her balance instead. She seems like a sweet lady so naturally I say yes, give her a good push in the back and continue to make my way to the banker.
... at Office ...I like going to the office... I want to know what the fish in the screensaver are doing today.
... Sayings ...
... to Blondes ...A blonde hit a stranger`s car. He screams angrily: "Have you even taken a driving test?" The blonde yells back: "Yes! And certainly more often than you!”