Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...
... during Sports ...
... to a Vegetarian ...My husband was asked if he would like a vegetarian meal. Now he has to breathe through a sausage bag...
TIFU by complimenting a waiter at a steakhouse
I told him "well done!" and he decided to burn my steak?? Tf
how many namekians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The whole race! one to screw it in and the rest to die
and the other one dies too
A man find a bottle and rubs it, a Genie pops out and tells the man he has three wishes.
The man’s first wish is for infinite wealth. The genie says, “No problem!” And grants the wish. The man’s bank account crashes due to the amount of money it contains!
The man’s second wish is to have a really nice car that will never run out of gas. The Genie says, “Oh man, that’s a tough one, but I can make it happen!” Poof! A car appears and doesn’t even have a fuel meter since it doesn’t need one!
The man’s third wish is to have a super highway stretching across the ocean to Hawaii so he can visit anytime he feels like it. The genie says, “Now you’re asking for the impossible, I can’t grant that wish! Wish for something else!”
The man thinks for a minute, and finally says to the Genie, “We’ll genie, I’ve always wanted to be able to read women’s minds and know what their thinking, so I wish for that!”
The genie quickly turned to the man and asks, “Would you like the highway to be two lanes, or four?”
what does the boy give?
If a girl giving a head to a guy is called a blowjob.
What would a guy giving head to a girl called?
Dissapointment.
... Sayings ...I refuse to talk to anyone who has less than 10 toes.
I am lack toes intolerant.
Q: How do you re-use a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.