Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...What do circles and pubescent boys have in common?
They enjoy a good jerk
So a Police Officer pulls over a little old lady in a car going a bit too slow…
Police officer asks the usual, “…know why I pulled you over…” “…license, registration, proof of insurance…”
Lady hands everything over as usual,
And then the Officer asks, “Ma’am, you got any weapons in the car I should know about?”
Old Lady answers “a .45 at my waistband, a Glock in the Center Console, a .357 Revolver in the Glove Box, a 12 Gauge under the back seat, and an AR-10 in the trunk.”
The officer asks, “Jeez, Lady, what the hell are you so afraid of?”
The Lady then answers **“Not a Damn Thing.”**
Where did the computer mouse go to get a drink?
The spacebar
And you know I’ve been to a couple spacebars before, they’re all exactly the same. Great food, no atmosphere.
... during Sex ...A Muslim father reads a bed time story to his kids
This is the story of how Ahmed your mother
Why does Ms. Pacman feel violated when Pacman is chasing her…
Because he keeps trying to eat her cherries.
Sex is like skate. If you don`t have a good partner, you need a good hand.
What to do if you find your best friend and lover in the same person?
you turn it into a foursome.
Egg and hen.
The egg and the hen are sitting in the waiting room. The nurse comes out and asks, so who was first? The egg turns red and says, fuck you with this already.