Things better not to say - random entries

My grandpa died during 9/11...
He was the greatest pilot in Saudi Arabia.

How many actors are in England?
About a dozen, at least 13.

I filled my car with gas the other week and it cost me $175.00
So I drove off without paying. They took me to court and I got fined $75.00 I will be back next week with more money saving tips...

She’s a 10 thread…
Let’s hear the best ones.

How many hereditary peers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Change? How dare you, sir! That lightbulb has been in my family for seven generations!

Why are kidney donors’ houses so messy?
They are disorganized.

I did not like my haircut at first.
But then it grew on me.

If I could count with one hand how many times I’ve seen AI photos on Reddit
I would have at least six fingers.

Why did the siamese twins go to London?
So that the other one can drive as well.

A woman at the pool told me I had a beautiful stroke
I said: "Thanks, you should see me swim!"

You know for a people who are used to being elbow-deep in tranny fluid…
You’d think they’d have more tolerance for drag shows. Oh sure, *drag races* are fine, but drag shows are unforgivable?

Jesus said to his disciples, don`t fuck young things. Let them grow and thrive until they cry for cock themselves.

Who just stole the diamonds to hide them in your eyes?