Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...So I caught up with an old friend
We said hi and made light conversation. We talked about work and about our families. Then out of the blue, she told me she had just bought a Bugatti Chiron.
Well that went from 0-100 real quick
How does the Soylent Green factory deal with workplace misconduct?
Human Resources.
Did you hear about the partially deaf guy with immunodeficiency in his ears?
He has hearing aids
... at a Date ...Life is one giant puzzle. And you are exactly the last piece I`ve been looking for!
Why did the cannibal never make any friends?
He was raised being taught not to play with his food.
If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
What school do men attend, to learn how to masturbate?
The school of hard socks.
YouTube keeps showing me videos of vice-presidents dancing.
Must be the Al Gore Rhythm…
Whats the easiest way to burn calories?
Letting your food cook on the grill for too long