Things better not to say - random entries

Wikipedia and Google walk into a bar...
Wikipedia: I know everything Google: I have everything Internet was sitting closeby: Without me, you both are nothing From the end of the bar crackled the voice of Electricity: Keep talking, bitches...

What do you call a busty garbage eater?
A rack-oon

Vince McMahon: I want to see you in my office.
John Cena: Well, you can try.

What do you call a guy with old hair?
Harold

I once made a small boat out of a large bell.
It was a little dingy

what do socks and fruit molesters have in common?
They come in pairs.

Aren`t you the Village People guy?

Apparently, when you drink a pint of Beer
You shorten your lifespan by 9 minutes. So according to my calculations, i died sometime in 1644.

Bugs Bunny is probably the reason lots of people are sexually attracted to trans women...
and rabbits.

Today I saw a license plate that said 420-fps
Their is no joke I just want to share something cool but I have no friends

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half of a worm

Why was the gravedigger fired?
Because he kept losing the plot.

Why is there an egg shortage?
I’ve been too chicken to ask until now.