Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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French people on Rollercoasters go..
Ouiiiii!

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Why could I never date a baseball player?
Cuz they’re out of my league!

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Animals in the jungle played hide and seek, and always…
the leopard was spotted!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a piece of bread?
One comes out of the oven.

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I have beaten my wife on Saturday and my son on Sunday.
In a game of chess

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What does trans mtf surgery and buying a cat from a breeder have in common
Designer pussy

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How was The Rock born?
The Hulk wanted to have a staring contest with Medusa.

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What do Germans use for birth control?
Their sense of humor

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BREAKING NEWS: 50 Cent are changing their name!
50 Cent announced today that they would be rebranding to 75 cent to keep up with inflation.

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I searched for "lighter" on Google today and it gave me a thousand matches.
From Jack Rhysdier on his Darknet Diaries podcast.

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Why did the mathematician buy a 7-11?
Because it was prime real estate

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?"
the horse suddenly turns into a fully-automatic rocket launcher and shoots the bartender 30 times a second

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Why do crypto nuts distain regular currency
I’ve never thought of Fiat as reliable