Things better not to say - random entries
Did you hear about the feminist mime?
He was trapped under a glass ceiling.
Do you often have a morning stand with a sex calendar hanging in front of the bed?
A farmer and Sean Banan
Sean Banan: How many rooms does your farm have?
Farmer: Five room...
Sean Banan: paaaaaaaa!
What would happen if you cut Chewbacca off in traffic?
He Wookiee your car!
The school bully asked me if I wanted to pick a fight with him
So I showed up to his house later that day and picked the Conor McGregor vs. Khatib fight and we watched it all afternoon
blonde goes to the doctor office
She is complaining her entire body hurts. The doctor asks her the point to where it hurts. The blonde starts touching all over her body wincing in pain every time. Doctor says "maam its not your body. You have a broken finger".
I go with my lantern and my lantern with me There's a tavern up ahead, so I'll swap that thing for beer.
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