Things better not to say - random entries
... on International Women's Day ...Women never go to bed angry. You stay awake and plan your revenge.
... Jokes ...There’s so much debate about whether to allow Russian athletes to compete internationally
Whatever else happens I hope they let Russians compete in the Paralympics. With the way the war’s going they’ll have a heck of a team
Why don't you answer your cell phone? Sorry had set to "listless" today.
What’s the difference between choking and necrophilia?
About five minutes
Someone put a business inside a bomb?!?!?!
Except it was a great idea - Business was booming
Endothermic reactions are cool and all.
But I prefer exothermic reactions. They give me a warm fluffy feeling :)
A black man finds a nice looking lamp at a garage sale.
He takes it home and when he wipes it down a genie pops out and grants him one wish. He thinks about it for a while and finally says, "I want to be white and surrounded by pussy". *POOF* The genie turns him into a tampon.
Princes William and Henry used to be called "the heir and the spare."
These days, however, they would be better known as "the hair and the bare."
Did you hear about the nun who got addicted to knitting?
She said that needles were habit forming.
my wife accused me of being a cross-dresser
so i packed up her shit and left
My nephew will be a comedian!
Last night my 7 year old nephew asked me what should you never do in Minecraft? I say go into creative mode because that ruins the game. He stares me down and says no Seth, DON’T WASTE YOUR DIAMONDS ON HOES.