Things better not to say - random entries

Did you hear about the feminist mime?
He was trapped under a glass ceiling.

What do you call a british infantry position from ww2
A Tan Line

What do you call a hooker with no legs?
A lazy Susan.

I like my woman like I like my robot
Lots of screws and lugnuts

Do you often have a morning stand with a sex calendar hanging in front of the bed?

What goes North, East, South, and West.
A cum piss.

A farmer and Sean Banan
Sean Banan: How many rooms does your farm have? Farmer: Five room... Sean Banan: paaaaaaaa!

What would happen if you cut Chewbacca off in traffic?
He Wookiee your car!

The school bully asked me if I wanted to pick a fight with him
So I showed up to his house later that day and picked the Conor McGregor vs. Khatib fight and we watched it all afternoon

So young, we`ll never get back together

blonde goes to the doctor office
She is complaining her entire body hurts. The doctor asks her the point to where it hurts. The blonde starts touching all over her body wincing in pain every time. Doctor says "maam its not your body. You have a broken finger".

I go with my lantern and my lantern with me There's a tavern up ahead, so I'll swap that thing for beer.

How long does Andrew Tate last in bed?
3 months.