Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...I am getting this error while compiling the code.
Segmentation fault, core dumped: Memory segmentation fault detected. System attempting to recover. Memory segmentation fault detected again. System attempting to recover again. Memory segmentation fault detected again. System unable to recover. System instability detected. System attempting to shut down. System unable to shut down. System attempting to reboot. System unable to reboot. System attempting to reset. System unable to reset. System attempting to restore. System unable to restore. System attempting to self-destruct. System unable to self-destruct. System attempting to contact emergency services. System unable to contact emergency services. System attempting to revert nuclear meltdown. System unable to revert nuclear meltdown. 3 months to point Apocalypse.
The Last line is blinking.
Should I try running the code again?
did you hear about the baggage bomb mystery that only took a week to solve?
It was a brief case
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today.…
He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Why is the USS Enterprise like toilet paper?
It circles Uranus and wipes out any Klingons.
Out of all businesses, I think the condom business is the least successful
They are killing their future customers
Why did the therapist break up with their partner?
Because they kept saying they needed space, but the therapist knew that avoiding intimacy was a classic symptom of attachment disorder.
what’s the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
one’s a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
How did the prime number react when it found out it wasn’t a 2?
“I can’t even”
5 years ago, I asked the love of my life out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.