Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...I finally broke up with my communist girlfriend
She had too many red flags
I was having an argument about balloons the other day . . .
I may have blew things out if proportion.
The makers of Viagra have started an exclusive internet service.
They make it hard to get in, but they claim you will experience very little downtime.
In the Olympics, we should allow the athletes to take as many drugs as possible.
Fuck it, I want to see how high they can jump!
People think “icy” is the easiest word to spell…
Come to think of it, I see why.
What would happen if all Women disappeared from the world?
That would eventually be a Pain in the Ass.
... at a Date ...Most people didn’t like the guy who invented doors
They say he was a bit of a knob
I met a Hawaiian the other day who’s laugh was very deep
Some might say he had a-lo-ha
Why did Sam Gamgee seek out a job as a best boy electric?
He wanted to follow in his gaffer’s footsteps.