Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called “Car Men”
Now we don’t know where in the world it is
... during Sex ...Did you hear that 19 year-old Hans Niemann used anal beads to cheat against Magnus?
I guess there were two sore losers.
I was once walking down a street when.....
I was once walking down a street when I came across a beggar.
So, I asked him would you like a crisp Rs 20 note or an old Rs 100 note.
The begger replied that he would want an old Rs 100 note.
Then I gave him the crisp Rs 20 note because
Beggars cannot be Choosers
... at a Date ...I wish I was your blanket Then I could touch your delicate skin and seduce you to sleep!
“Let’s get Retarded” by Black Eyed Peas hit my playlist once while I was a case manager in my 20’s while driving a van full of developmentally challenged adults
Right when the song first came out (and before the radio edit), I happened to work for a nonprofit organization that assisted people with developmental disabilities. My colleagues and I would provide transportation, and vocational support.
I used to play music off of my iPod, and I made it a point that nothing I ever played at work had any curse words or explicit content. Well, I guess this one slipped through.
I’ve never seen a van full of people be happier and bounce around more enthusiastically then the passengers that day, they absolutely loved the song. My coworker and I exchanged shocked glances, and we didn’t even know what to do, so we just danced along. Looking back to that day, we were all “retarded.”
Why do they call Social Services the SS?
They take your children away.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
Let’s talk later I gotta catch a plane
Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life
Because vampires are neck romancers
No, of course I`m not giving up on love. I don`t stop eating just because I can`t cook.
Two people are speeding
One of them is black, which one will be stopped?