Things better not to say - random entries
... at a Date ...As long as I`ve been single, I`m sure I`ll be in the singles charts soon.
... Jokes ...I asked 100 women what their favorite shampoo was. The top response was...
What the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?!
What did the Muslim pilot say to jack when he got on the plane?
Hi jack!
Still hasn’t resigned
Well I guess there will always be a place for Boris Johnson with the “Party, Party, Party” party.
If your Mercury is in retrograde, I have a perfect solution for your problem.
Stop believing in astrology.
I finally dared to talk to a girl! I`m incredibly excited for February 30th.
An interesting fact about karl marx and Olympics
Karl Marx had a sister named Onya that was an Olympic athlete. She is still honored today, her name is invoked at the start of every foot race.
I drink alcohol without hesitation, but drugs,
…drugs is where I draw the line.
A group of dwarves get jobs as coal miners
After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike.
The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the hardest worker motivated and asked exactly what he supposed to do, to which the Human Resources manager replied, “Treat him like any mini miner, Moe. “