Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Progress is the opposite of Congress.
But prostitution is not the opposite of Constitution.
... at a Date ...chris rock
what was the chris rock…not even special, just him explaining his jokes through out the years. what was it
Why do Hitmen have trouble maintaining steady relationships?
Because their dates are always afraid of being taken out.
Which musicians do bisexuals enjoy?
They like Debussy and they like Dedic
Patient: Every time I have a cup of coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye. What shall I do?
Doctor: Just take the spoon out of your cup.
Why didn’t the guitar drive to the store?
Because the piano had the keys
I think that my girlfriend is mad at me
According to her diary, I have "boundary issues".
... during Sex ...Do you smell like that, or is the mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
Little Johnny comes home from school after their first sex ed.
- How was school honey? His mother asked.
- It was ok, Johnny replied, our teacher taught us how to put on a condom.
- really, so how do you put it on?
- you need a banana, Johnny replied, apparently its impossible to get a hard-on on an empty stomach.
A butcher was taken into custody for a sexual assault charge.
He allegedly left his meat hanging out to dry.