Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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Why won’t Trump go to jail?
He can’t finish sentences.

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What do you call a woman tied to a jetty?
Maude

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I Wish My Grass Was Emo
Then it would cut itself

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Why was the coffee sad?
Why was the coffee sad? Because it got mugged.

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I’m pitching a show about magical arts in the legal system
Subpoena the Teenage Witch

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Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because he couldn’t get his dick out of the chicken

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Fishy joke that I dreamt last night
An Asian guy goes into a restaurant and is talking to the waiter. The waiter says "I had a dream of being a goldfish last night". The guy says "are you trying to be Koi?"

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What’s the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman Returns.

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One thing i really love about Dead Baby jokes
They never get old

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What do you call a camel that looks the same walking forward as it does walking backward?
A palindromedary.

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I lost my gold bar.
Au man!

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Met a hippy girl tonight and she asked me what my sign was
I told her this was a sign and I got the hell out of there

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10.
How careless of me!