Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...A neutron walks into a bar
He asks the bartender- "How much for a beer?"
The bartender looks at him and replied, "For you no charge"
Sry, not the best joke I could think off
how many sound engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One two...one...two....one....two
Did you hear about the man that claims to eat his own poop?
I think he’s full of crap
I Shat
i just shat so hard that the velocity of the shit broke through the fucking wall. it was like taylor swifts jet. it fucking blew out of my ass at 120 mph and crashed into the wall. i expected that to be the end, but no. it broke a hole through the wall, straight into my moms room. everything was coated in shit. and of course after hearing the "BFFFBLRBFFF" sound, my mother woke up to find a new brown dye on everything she owns. she tried to move to yell at me, but my shit had become sentient and was holding her down. she could only lay and scream. my shit went so far that it went straight through the neighbors house all the way into the next neighborhood over. everyone in the town will know about my shit in a few hours. im no longer welcome here. i can hear creaming. i can also hear screaming. i dont know what to do. i dont know where to go. im walking out of my house now, with no idea what the future holds.
What is in common between Black humor and a child with cancer ...
no one gets old....
... to your Parents ...I know I`ll be writing math tomorrow, but there`s a documentary about door frames on TV right now!
Three women, a black, a hispanic, and a Jew, walk up to the bar...
They pass it, have a great career, and are appointed to the Supreme Court.
The joke is that it took 233 years to happen.
Gender is like the twin towers
There used to be two but now its a very sensitive topic.