Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Who was the funniest pope in history?
**Pope Hilarius** (or **Hilary**) was the bishop of Rome from 19 November 461 to his death on 29 February 468.
What do we want?
Low-flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
*me: Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!*
What do you call getting Dimmu Borgir on the radio in Halland?
Swedish RickRoll
... at a Date ...Excuse me, could it be that we were madly in love with each other in the last life?
what is more inflated than a chinese spy balloon?
the ego of r/jokes mods
... at a upscale establishment ...Morticians make the best wingmen.
They create the most obvious openings.
... at Court ...leather quality ratings
Leather is “rated” based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated “A”. But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D Hide-Rated.
Where is an exhibitionist’s favorite place to hang out?
The STRIP mall!
ME: What does "competitive salary" mean?
BOSS: It means your salary will be competing with your bills.
They said I have a face that only a mother could love.
But so far none of the mothers in my basement do, I guess I will keep looking.