Things better not to say - random entries
... at a Date ...
... Jokes ...In my day we had Wonder woman
These days you have Wonder if its a woman
I remember when I could go into the grocery store with a dollar in my pocket.
And come out with a dozen eggs, pound of bacon and a loaf of bread.
You can’t do that anymore they have cameras everywhere.
What is heck?
Heck is where people go when they don’t believe in gosh.
a male fairy tale
A Male Fairy Tale...
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-breasted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
How many gay people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2.
1 homo to screw in the light bulb, and 1 homo to read this post.
Beat Your Way to the Top:
Masturbation as a technique for business success
... during Sex ...Son walks in on his parents making love in Cosplay costumes
Dad turns and looks to his son and tells him Mom and I are just wresting and these are our outfits. Go to your room and we will be there in a few minutes to put you to sleep. The son angrily walks off.
The Dad goes to his son’s room 15 minutes later to find his son making love with his grandmother. The son turns to his Dad and says it’s not so funny when it’s your Mom is it.