Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...
... at church ...
... at a Fast-Food-Restaurant ...
... during a Job Interview ...
... during a Job Interview ..."We can`t hire you. Unfortunately we don`t have any work for you."
"Oh... I wouldn`t mind that actually..."
... Jokes ...
Did you know every leader of the ussr had to undergo a magician coure?
So they can make people "disappear" on command
... Jokes ...
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
... Jokes ...
I started brewing beer specifically for certain professions. The first two batches were brewed for lumberjacks and bellhops.
A lager and a porter.
... to Blondes ...
... to Blondes ...Why don`t blondes need an umbrella? Because the path from the bedroom to the kitchen is covered!
... Jokes ...
Qatar is one of those places were they hide their women
So men can walk around in a dress without being judged