Things better not to say - random entries
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What do Atheists and Christian Conservatives have in common?
They interpret the Bible literally.
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Some people call their mistakes "happy accidents"
But some people get more creative and give them cute little names like Nathan or Thomas, just like my parents did.
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How do you know someone is vegan?
Because they’ll fucking tell you right away without you even asking or saying anything
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“What do you call a line for a Vietnamese restaurant in London?”
“Pho queue.”
“Well, fuck you too!”
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There was a Mexican magician who was about to disappear on the count of three. He said "uno... dos-" and vanished.
He disappeared without a tres
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why are 8,9 and 10 always eating snacks and soft drinks?
Because they are in the 7/11
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