Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...John Fetterman
John Fetterman looks like the type of guy to fight someone over a parking spot at Dunkin Donuts.
[OC] i just realized Dwayne Johnson was living above my appartment.
i was living under The Rock for a very long time.
(crappy joke) what does a light switch and a person have in common?
Both can be turned on and off
The bulimics next door were having a party late last night.
I had to go round and tell them to keep it down
... to your Boss ...Sorry I can`t work right now... need to do some things on facebook.
Why do pine trees always get coal for Christmas?
Because they are so knotty. That is seasonally late dad joke.
My kids convinced me to finally watch Black Panther last night.
I’ll admit, at first I was like, “Wakanda superhero is this guy supposed to be?”
Is it just me, or is the US Supreme Court getting increasingly brutal?
Ruthless, even.
The Secret of Meditation...
I prefer to keep it simple. All these tantric masters and gurus can literally go fuck themselves.
If Asian cultures practiced circumcision, what would they call it?
Chopsdicks.