Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Fellow redditors, I am pleased to announce that I am clean and sober.
So I’m going to finish this shower and head to the liquor store
I quit my position as a scuba diving instructor the first day at my job.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
A daughter asks her father if she can have a sleepover in the living room one night.
The father agrees.
Her friends come over and one of them asks her when was the last night she had an orgasm.
She says, “Idk. Maybe about 3 days ago.”
The father then bursts into the living room and shouts, “I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING IT LAST NIGHT!”
why cant you hear a man getting r*p#d?
>!because society never talks about it.!<
What do you call a fish wearing a three piece suit and a top hat?
Sofishticated...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall has only been laid once
How many Call Of Duty players does it take to change a light bulb?
Both of them.
Why is pubic hair curly ?
If it was straight you could poke your eye out !
My home was wrecked by a tornado taking my PC with it, I found the thing covered in glass and everything was unsalvageable aside from a stick of ram
At least I have the memory
... while Nordic Walking ...