Things better not to say - random entries

Where do spirits buy food?
The ghostery store

Every time I browse through r/jokes, I have a sense of Deja Poo.
A feeling that I’ve seen this shit before.

What do you call a hitman that kills with its donkey farts?
An ass ass assassin

Mirror and love are similar for me
Both break up when I show my face

What’s more useless than Stephen Hawkins legs?
His shoes

I hate vegetarians... why do you have to force your opinion on everyone?

Woh, woh, wohhh! Slow! Now you have a break, football is on!

Where do you take Jewish people who have ADD?
Concentration Camps

What did Helen Keller call a hand job?
Oral sex.

What do you call a Na’vi that gets rejected?
Blueballed

I’m an two days sober
Not by choice, I just have no money.

My grandmother lived to 98 and she never needed glasses.
She preferred to drink straight from the bottle.

How did the lawyer kill a demon?
When he ate his soul.