Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...What does The Rock say when he sticks his finger up Kevin Heart’s ass?
“ Don’t be shy little buddy. I can see you have a heart-on”
It’s illegal to have sex with minors…
… but God has been fucking me over my entire life.
r/atheism moment r/redditmoment
My wife says that we need to cut back on certain baked goods because of inflation.
But I checked the prices of the cakes in question and they hadn’t gone up at all, so I confronted her about it and she said “it’s not the price that’s inflating, it’s you!”
You know what Michael Scott’s kink is? (Not safe for the office)
Ream Jobs
Why was the puppeteer arrested?
He was hiding in the women’s locker room and trying to pull strings.
... during Sports ...A 5th grade student asked a teacher to raise his grade...
The teacher relayed the information to the superintendent, who agreed
The next day the student arrived at the wrong school, but his school bus dropped him off at the same location as usual!
I wonder how that happened...
I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. I left.
The place was giving me the crepes.
You can say that you love kids in almost any language, and you will sound wholesome.
But you say it in latin *one* time...
What might you catch an ABBA-obsessed assassin doing?
Halving the time of your life.