Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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My husband calls me a sex object
Everytime he wants sex, I object

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What comes after umpteenth?
Time

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where do midgets get their education?
A Miniscule

... during a Job Interview ...

Can we hurry up a little? I have better plans.

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I’ve been getting the finger from women for years I’m used to it…
…if they really wanna scare me try giving me a hug.

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Most females will not answer FaceTime calls after 9:00pm
Why? because their face has been restored to factory settings.

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What did the gardener say to his roommate who always moves his tools around?
“Don’t touch machete”

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “What’s your bloood type?” “I’m a typo O”, said the rabbit.

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I once made a small boat out of a large bell.
It was a little dingy

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I was out walking and contemplating perspective; why does the car look larger as it gets closer?
Then it hit me.

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Why did judge Judy go to school
SHE CRUNCH ON THE KIDS! cruncha muncha

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What did Michael Jackson tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her
It’s not you it’s Mee-Hee

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What’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s favourite sex position?
Dodgy style