Things better not to say - random entries
... at a Date ...
... Jokes ...dyslexia isnt something to joke about...
anyhow, a man walks into a bra...
Few funny jokes
Do you know what website Amazonian warriors use to shop online?
Amazon.
Do you know what website genies use to shop online?
Wish
And do you know how violins played a home called?
Domestic violins.
A sorcerer who heals blindness solely through the purity of their faith.
Opti-Mystic
Why shouldn’t women date Nazi men?
Because you might think he’s Mr. Reich, but he just wants to get in your panzer.
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who was caught in the ladies room?
He said he just had to shake a tit
Shoveling Shite
GRANDSON: Grandpa how come your hands are so rough and have so many scars?
GRANDPA: Since I was a boy I worked 15 hours a day in Arizona digging in the Grand Mountains. We worked 15 hours a day for 50 years. There were thousands of us.
GRANDSON Grandpa, it is the Grand CANYON that is in Arizona.
GRANDPA: Yeah NOW
What’s the difference between piano, fish and glue?
You can tuna a pain but you can’t tuna fish
What did the yogurt say when it found out that the Greek yogurt has more protein?
"No whey!"
A kid hands over his paycheck to his dad
With tears streaming down his eyes dad tells him “It was just like yesterday you were sitting at home playing that dumb video game of yours all day”
Son taking away the check says “Today they paid me at the gaming development company I work at”