Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...everyday I pray to god and everyday all my prayers are answered
Then why dont you pray to win the lottery?
Cuz god wouldnt like that.
Then what do you pray for?
The strong to overpower the weak.
I was asking someone if the ocean is a soup, they said the question was deep
I said so is the ocean
A werewolf walks into a bar
He says to the bartender "Drink please" and the bartender slides him a vodka. The werewolf leaves
Another werewolf walks into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender slides him another vodka.
The bartender then says "Two werewolves in one night, thank god for colloidal silver. Damned wolves, we vampires are better than this"
the pillsbury dough boy just said hes attracted to young k1ds
now hes the pillsbury pedough boy
I used to date a girl with a twin...
People would ask me how I could tell them apart.
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Sylvia would always paint her nails purple
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And Bob had a cock.
Got fired for being brutally honest...
My boss told me to leave my problems at the door so I told him to go stand by the door.
I lost my job at the bank today.
Someone told me to check their balance, so I pushed them over.
... at a upscale establishment ...
... during Sex ...Less is more!* ... *Does not apply to penis, boobs, salary, sex, time and Nutella.
Christians shouldn’t be so homophobic
After all, the most famous thing Jesus did was get nailed by a group of men.