Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...How does one locate Texas?
Drive south until you smell it, then west until you step in it.
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
The bulimics next door were having a party late last night.
I had to go round and tell them to keep it down
People say that a huge meteor killed the dinosaurs.
I guess you could say it killed lots of birds with one stone.
alternative comedy
Apple says it makes the most powerful GPU in existence.
Joke
I remember my grandpas last words… stop shaking the fucking ladder
Why do gay men like hemorrhoids?
They are party balloons for the grant entrance.
Just a joke guys.
Mourning my grandfathers death hollacost
Today is my grandfathers death anniversary. He died in a consitration camp in Germany. He fell out of a watch tower.
A man takes a stool at the bar and orders a drink. Then he asks the man to the right of him…
“How tall is a Penguin, this tall?”
“No, they’re much shorter than that”, he answers.
He looks to the man at his left- “How tall is a penguin, this tall?”
“Nowhere near that tall!”, says the other man.
The man puts his head in his hands.
The bartender, witnessing all of this asks the man “Everything okay, Sir?”
The man responds “No, I just ran over a Nun”.