Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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I got a voting booth to decorate my house today
it really polls the room together

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As companies continue to cut ties with Kanye West...
Compass maker INMARK has also decided to drop West from their product line, leaving users lost and confused.

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Two nuclear scientists get married
She was radiant, he was glowing.

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What do soviets drink
Lenin-ade

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My friend ask me,"Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies. My friend says "Strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

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Caught an STI and felt sad.
Got the sympathy clap.

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I lost my horse. May I ride on you?

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Pannetone joke (help!)
Does anyone remember the pannetone joke where the punch line is a play on the word where it’s said as “(throw a) pan at Tony”? I’ve tried to find it on Google but all that comes up is stuff about the Sopranos.

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On the one hundredth day of school, students are supposed to bring one hundred items.
Some brought pencils, some brought pens, some brought cards, others brought brain cells

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[OC] i just realized Dwayne Johnson was living above my appartment.
i was living under The Rock for a very long time.

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a little joke about suicide
Suicide is like sex, men finish more often and more reliably

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Do you mind if I use a voucher to pay for the meal?

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My low tire pressure light came on
I went to the air pump and I was shocked to see it cost $3. I was met by a sign that said, cost due to inflation.