Things better not to say - random entries
I have decided not to make sexist or drug jokes from now, rather will give stock market and business advice...
I have decided not to make sexist or drug jokes from now, rather will give stock market and business advice...
Its a good time to buy condom companies stocks, as condom sales are gonna double in the coming time. With abortion illegal people are gonna use two condoms at once.
Also maybe buy a large stock of drugs, because women who cannot get abortion will need them during depression.
Mary, Susan, Anna, and Timmy walk into a Jamba Juice
But when they sit down, only Mary, Susan, and Timmy get served their down. They flag the waiter down and ask why, and he says, “Today we decided to banana”
I’m giving away free yodelling lessons
So please form an Orderly, Orderly, Orderly Queue
why did the banana go to a doctor?
Because it was not "peeling " well.
So Cleopatra turns to Marc Antony and says…
“Not tonight, dear, I’m on my pyramid.”
Today I learned that Dr. Seuss’ mom was a pioneer in physiotherapy.
Ma Seuss.
I'm stuck in traffic! Where, then?! At Aldi... The grandma in front of me has it right.
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