Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Steal a man’s wallet, and he’ll be poor for a day…
Teach him to play an instrument, and he’ll be poor for the rest of his life
Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
Applicant: Hardworking, intelligent and dishonest.
Blonde and a Brunette walk into a bar
A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar.
The brunette tells the bartender, “I’ll have a screwdriver”
The blonde asks her, “What is that?”
The brunette says, “Well it’s a vodka and orange”
The blonde thinks for a moment and then exclaims, “Alright, I’ll have a 15”
The brunette puzzled by this asks, “What?”
The blonde replies, “Oh you know, a seven and seven”
Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Because it had a hard drive!
I tell jokes at my high-school over the announcements and I was looking for some
You got any spares I could use
What do you call a threat of violence posted on a bulletin board?
Under a tack.
My girlfriend thinks I stole her phone charger. She can only find the cord.
I told her I won’t stand for these baseless accusations.