Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Did you hear about the man that claims to eat his own poop?
I think he’s full of crap
People say I look like my dad…
I don’t know if that a compliment or an insult.
A Pole goes to an ophthalmologist
The doctor shows him
C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z
Can you read this?
He replies - Read? He’s my cousin
A couple meet in a bar and end up back at his place.
‘You don’t talk much,’ she says as he’s undressing.
‘No,’ he says, ‘I do my talking with this.’
‘Sorry,’ she says, ‘I don’t do small talk.’
Racist white boy jokes?
My bf is quarter mexican and rest white. Just need some white boy jokes for him cuz im lame and dont got none.
As leader of the USSR, Gorbachev was allowed to conduct weddings
He liked to keep them brief:
Gorbachev: You want to marry her?
Groom: Ya
Gorbachev: You want to marry him ?
Bride: Ya
Gorbachev: Then so be it.
He was a master of the So-be-it union
what is the difference between However Whenever Whatever Whoever and Whyever
A E I O U and Occasionally Y
I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and tied it to my bicycle carrier
I was about to leave, then I realised that if I fell off the bike on the way home, the bottle would break. So I drank the entire bottle before I rode back.
Turned out to be a great decision because I fell off my bike several times on the way home.
[Ancient Greek joke] Aristotle was informed by someone that some were cursing him.
The philosopher replied: “I do not care at all. When I am absent, I even accept being whipped".
Two electric car owners were seen today fighting over a charging port.
The police have said it was a charged environment and they will amp up patrols around area. A lot of witnesses were shocked and some saw someone socket to the other.