Things better not to say - random entries

What was Michael jackson’s go to sex talk?
1 goes into 12 how many times

Which molecule is the most generous molecule?
The Chlorophilanthropist

Did you hear about the Italian chef how created the popular Italian dish that actually helps you lose weight?
He was awarded the No-belly pizza prize.

I`m from another planet, would you like to see my spaceship?

Not to brag, but I was really big back in college…
I weighed 300 lbs.

If you see a monk going door to door selling flowers in your neighborhood, call the authorities immediately.
Because only YOU can prevent florist friars.

Why was shakespear a terrible javelin thrower?
Its in the name

The inventor of velcro died this morning.
RIP

What does someone who studies time and an expert with prostitutes have in common?
They are both (w)horologists. No shame for sex workers or time keepers, just thought it was a fun word.

In the 80s, Britain only had three channels
BBC 1, BBC 2, and The English Channel

What do you call an equestrian that has never received a blow job?
A Headless Horseman!

Who was the most mysigonic Pirate to have ever been on sea?
Neckbeard

A new 007 movie is coming
It will celebrate the LBTQIA+-@ community. It will start with James as a man and in the middle of the movie he will transition into a woman. The working title is “Cocktopussy”