Things better not to say - random entries
Two cannibals are eating a clown...
One cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The Gayish Joke
You know how gay also means happy? Well lets put it like this:
Robert was gay to get a girlfriend.
You know how swimmers and runners shave off their body hair so they can run faster and swim deeper?
Yeah, so anyway, I shaved my pubes.
my uncle went to prison for the rest of his life for eating a priest that worked at my church
talk about a taste of religion
Henry Winkler sits down on an airplane. The flight attendant comes over and ask him if he would like free head phones.
He responds “Sounds great. But it’s pronounced Fonz.”
My grandfather would be ashamed
My grandfather would be ashamed of Antifa.
He didn’t punch Nazis.
He bombed them
New York City is so depressing?
How depressing is it
to live your
whole life in
New York City?
Well,
The light
at the end of the tunnel
is New Jersey.
... Jokes ...