Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Why do Indigenous people hate April?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers
... at a Date ...What did Ryu (Street Fighter) say when his step dad asked if he could borrow his lawnmower?
Sure you can
... to your Girlfriend ...There you are... and I`ve searched all the mental institutions.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo
I had to put my foot down.
Not the Job he had in Mind
A man goes in for an interview which states "Male sex workers needed"
He passes the interview and sees his first client, a slender piece of ass named Shakira
He gets undressed and upon getting erect, she screams and runs to get HR. Puzzled, he reads the contract again and sees a piece of dirt.
Upon rubbing it off, it reads: "6 inches or less is grounds for termination"
why do girls have multiple orgasms?
to make up for all the others times i dont give one to her
Did you guys hear about that new mind-controlled air freshener?
It makes scents when you think about it.
...walks into a bar
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... bartender says why the long face?
... to your Boss ...There are those days when I don`t want to be approached until I`ve had my first cup of coffee, lunch, dinner, two bottles of beer and finally got back in bed.
Imaginary Friend.
I once had an invisible friend from Japan.
My mum said it was just my imagine Asian..