Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Amazon is a lot like Santa Clause
It brings gifts to our homes, gets busy around christmas and is very eager for our cookies.
Why does Santa not have any kids of his own?
He always comes down the chimney
What does one ask when they saw a bitch with a pair of huge tits, a beautiful pussy and swallows?
Can a dog be a Disney princess?
Old MacDonald had a farm....
Until the interest rates rose too much, then they found old MacDonald hanging from a tree.
How do you teach a kid to play bloody ball properly?
You say "Cast away wilson"
What should you call your eunuch servant?
Anything you like. He is not coming.
... at Facebook ...There are thirty thousand emojis out there, but if you ever want to post a pregnant alpaca with an umbrella, there`s none.
Whenever I’m leaving a party, I write my name on a piece of paper, and hand it to the host.
That’s my signature move.
Why are city-dwelling gnomes very good at keeping time?
Because they are metrognomes.
Why do Amazon Prime drivers make terrible comedians?
Because their delivery takes two days.
Best way to get your babies attention
Sit down and look comfortable.
This joke sucks.
Anyone know some funny baby jokes?
“Babies are like…” etc.