Things better not to say - random entries
What’s brown and sticky
A stick
What’s yellow and sticky?
A yellow stick
What’s white and sticky
Cum
What happens when you toss a joint roach out of the window while riding in a car?
Pot holes.
Due to budget constraints …
The American space agency has been forced to find a private investor to continue its efforts. After several failed partnership offers, government functionaries announced a merger with a prominent baking company. In a press conference, one reporter asked if the new company would be forced to delay planned extra-orbital missions. The spokesperson replied…
“No, not NASA-Sara Lee”
I really like ghost’s stories
They’re such transparent narrators being ghosts & all.
Why shouldn’t you beat a dead horse?
Why can’t you beat a dead horse?
It can’t defend itself. It can’t run away. You can’t hurt it. It cannot feel pain. If that’s your thing, I won’t kink shame you.
My girlfriend yelled at me, "You always act like a detective. I want to break up!" Eyes wide, I replied...
"Great idea! That way we can cover more ground!”
What do you get when you cross an early bird and a night owl?
Shut the f up, I only got 2 hours of sleep last night!
I could tell plane jokes but,
They are so overused. Its a very boeing joke. *Yawns*
... Jokes ...