Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...chris rock
what was the chris rock…not even special, just him explaining his jokes through out the years. what was it
After the accident, the actor enjoyed a bit of time away from work.
His buddy had told him to break a leg, so he did.
... at a Date ...What do you call a threat of violence posted on a bulletin board?
Under a tack.
What do a fisherman and a sperm donor have in common?
They’re both masterbaiters
Some people ask the secret of my long marriage.
My wife and I take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
What do jokes that talk about mailmen always have in common?
They always have a good delivery.
I spent so much time coming up with this joke on paper
But everyone said it was tearable :(
A Jewish kid asks his dad if he can borrow $50
The dad says “$40? What do you need $30 for?”