Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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Why are Americans bad at math
Because they can’t find the solution to equality

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I like to go around to construction sites and give out handjobs.
A Jack off all trades.

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What does a horror movie stored in a pen drive give you?
Heebie GBs

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How do you stop a Russian tank?
Shoot the soldiers pushing it

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Shaving your ass and going on a crusade are rather similar.
All you need to be successful is a sharp blade and unwavering faith.

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What comes before Listerine?
Thulium

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What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake!

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What does someone who studies time and an expert with prostitutes have in common?
They are both (w)horologists. No shame for sex workers or time keepers, just thought it was a fun word.

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What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?
A private tutor.

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Went on eBay to look for a lighter
But I found was 100,437 matches

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Willie Nelson has been hospitalized after being struck by a car today.
He was playing on the road again.

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What do you do to a dead scientist?
Ba

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How do you jump start a serial killer robot with a dead battery?
Charge it with murder.