Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...I went to my first ITAA meeting last week - Internet & Technology Addicts Anonymous
Ironically, they meet on zoom
... to your Boyfriend ...
... to your Friends ...Little toe hit door frame. Nothing stands in the way of a career as an opera singer.
so now we know how WW 3 will be fought.
A wise man once said, "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
But now we know.
WW 3 will be fought with balloons.
Lying next to me in my double bed: laptop, book, mobile phone, chocolate... I wouldn`t even know what to do with a man!
I’m not at all proud of this one…What does Terry fox and Hitler have in common?
They both couldn’t finish the race
The difference between weird AI and Weird Al…
…involves multiple capital crimes—depending on the type.
What do you call self-centered and egotistical sleepwear?
Prima-jamas.
... at Facebook ...There are thirty thousand emojis out there, but if you ever want to post a pregnant alpaca with an umbrella, there`s none.