Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...I went to the doctor complaining about wax in my ear
"Which ear is it?" She said
"2022" I replied
... at a Date ...Guy takes wife to the Doctor
Doc, I don’t really know how to explain what’s wrong with here and she doesn’t know either, but she ain’t the same.
Doc examines her for two hours, all kinds of tests. Finally proclaims it’s either AIDS or Alzheimer’s.
Husband asks what do I do with her now.
Doc says “Drop her off a mile and a half from home at the end of the neighborhood, if she makes it back, don’t screw her.
... to the Police ...How do Jewish mathematicians determine the entire length of a circle?
They measure the diameter and circumsize it.
What did Yoda tell Anakin after sleeping with Padame behind his back?
May divorce be with you
... to your Girlfriend ...I may not be funny, athletic, or good looking, but I forgot what I was getting at.
... during Sex ...I knew my grandmother loved animals when she was younger.
She told me the story of how happy she was to have found a vet to date (Before she met my Dad of course. ) and even though he said he was from a foreign country, he looked like he was from here.
Anyway, after a few dates, she discovered, much to her disappointment, that he didn’t know anything about animals at all.
I suppose they just didn’t have good universities in Vietnam.