Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...My wife took off her shirt when we were in an argument.
It was a boobie trap!!
I made this up
What did the Italian taylor say to the Greek playwright when he brought in a pair of pants to be mended.
You rip a dese ?
Vampires love to bite throats, killing people & then returning them to life
Because vampires are neck romancers
What does Nintendo say to its male fan base the day after March 9th?
Have a **Super Mar 10 Bros!**
Why aren’t Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell more worried about the 10inches Kentucky is getting?
Most snakes and turtles can swim
As New Years Eve approaches, I encourage all of you to refrain from abusing alcohol.
And remember, neglect *is* a form of abuse.
What did the police captain say when no one laughed at his disrespectful joke?
Dismissed!
And then, I felt the warm liquid in my hole...
Finally the water had been unclogged from my ear.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I’ve never paid to have a lentil on my face
I threw a boomerang recently…
I’ve been living in perpetual fear since.
Why did the therapist break up with their partner?
Because they kept saying they needed space, but the therapist knew that avoiding intimacy was a classic symptom of attachment disorder.
My dad always says, “Don’t spend too much money on expensive headphones.”
That’s….sound advice.