Things better not to say - random entries

sapiosexuals be like
“oh yeah bro i love it when she gives me head”

The inventor of Mad libs died
He was eighty POOP years old

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa.
Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car.

Great apartment, but the team from Frauentausch will be amazed.

feis is not an internet meme
Fair enough I suppose

What does Mrs Claus get when she wears tight pants?
A mistletoe.

John Fetterman
John Fetterman looks like the type of guy to fight someone over a parking spot at Dunkin Donuts.

LPT: If you are planning to settle down, don’t date a soccer player.
There’s only a 1/11 chance they are a keeper.

You know ur getting old when..
Ur wife can’t tell if ur finished having sex or cramping up.

Why was the puppeteer arrested?
He was hiding in the women’s locker room and trying to pull strings.

How many Biden supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Biden says the lightbulb is changed and his supporters all cheer in the dark.

So, I found proof of the Second Coming of Jesus on a ancient piece of fabric….
Now I gotta wash my hands, and take a cold shower.

IT Bug
I reporter a bug on github. Tech support replied: This bug has been deprecated for 6 months it has been replaced by a new bug.