Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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What did the police officer say to the criminal hiding under the bed?
“You’re under rest”

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I tried to make a Joke about the French army.
Well, I gave up.

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Anyone else thought that a brothel was a soup kitchen?
I went in expecting beef or chicken, I got fish!

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What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?
A reptile dysfunction.

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I drove past a farm late at night
and I saw a young cow walking around, all alone. I pulled over and asked, “Isn’t it pasture bed time?”

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So the other day I’m walking home from work.
I come across a homeless man with his cock stuck in a sewer drain. A firefighter shows up and starts mutilating him with an axe then eats seven dead fetuses. I thought, “wow”

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Some jokes are made by great minds
And others are made through group collaboration (lets write a joke together guys)

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do you know what are the most chatty shoes?
The converse.

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what has 98 legs and 6 teeth?
The queue for methadone.

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What did the impossible non-Euclidean wife shape say to her impossible non-Euclidean husband shape?
"This relationship is very one-sided."

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You’ve heard the classic Hagrid false quote “You’re a lizard, Harry!” Well, now it’s time for:
“I’m gonna become Tokage!” — Naruto Uzumaki

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WARNING that jokes sucks more than a 2012 zelmer vacuum
what instrument does a fisherman play? a bass guitar.

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What’s your favorite “yo mamma” joke?
One of my favorites: your mama’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.