Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...How do you tell if Lady Gaga is alive
You pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-pah-poke her face
Why can’t chess players ever have a one night stand?
Because they always start with 2 knights in a row
Darling Do I please you in bed?
Wife: Darling Do I please you in bed?
Hubby: Yes, I love the trick you do with your mouth.
Wife: What trick?
Hubby: The one where you shut the f*ck and go to sleep.
Until 1975, women used to have only one breast
Then DJ Khaled was born and he saw a titty and said "another one."
Glitch in the Matrix
Once Dave beat the shit out of Chuck Norris. Chuck asks "Who the hell are you?".
Another attack on American freedom
Orchestrated by the Coat Hanger industry.
Funny joke
In Christmas what do Mexicans break to celebrate? Into the Us
... at a Date ...A simp approaches a busy intersection in his car. His instincts take over and he ends up killing multiple people and injuring dozens.
Left on red