Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...The museum planned a special exhibit to show off their collection [Long]
The museum planned a special exhibit to show off the collection. They had a wide array of historical music instruments from as far back as the 16th century. The museum planned to arrange a concert with a harpsichord that belonged to Bach and a violin that belonged to Vivaldi, among many other instruments.
The archivist began to prepare for the concert, but she realized that many of the instruments were in no condition to be played. The harpsichord was out of tune and the violin had a crack in the neck. There was a lute with broken strings and an oboe that needed new reeds. There were so many instruments in need of repair the archivist wasn’t sure she could get them all fixed before the concert.
She brought in an expert who specialized in instrument repair. He asked for some guidance, as to which instruments he should start with. Should he start with the harpsichord or the cello or the old timpani? The archivist was very clear:
If it ain’t Baroque, don’t fix it.
whats the difference between a pack of gum and a gun?
When you pull one in class, suddenly everyone wants to be your friend
What animal walks on 3 legs and are a well liked dish while hot but also don’t make you feel hot?
A dog with a water bottle
Today, in the computing class, we were talking about ICT fools.
*tools.
... at Office ...Office is not a religion: You don`t have to be dead to know that the boss is real.
What did Kim Jong Un say when, under his leadership, his country successfully built a nuclear weapon?
"This the proudest moment of my Korea"
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line
Need answer cause I genuinely don’t know
What’s red, black and covered in cobwebs?
If one day I kill myself...
I want the song "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra to be played at my funeral.
How does a normal dog barks?
How does a normal dog barks?
“Woof woof”
How does a British dog barks?
“Woof woof, innit”