Things better not to say - random entries

When Bayern plays it is brutally loud in the stadium

I used to work for an origami company
Until it folded

I’ve always dreamed of swimming in a body of water filled with soda.
Sadly it’s just a Fanta-sea.

I saw a small baby being delivered by stork.
I saw a large baby being delivered by crane.

WhAt do call it when a mechanic abandons his pregnant wife?
A nut and bolt

What do Christians and atheists agree on with regards to the origin of life?
We exist because of the Adam

What does the Loch Ness Rooster do to relax?
Hennessy.

I tried reading a parenting book once...
... But my kid colored all over it

I really like ghost’s stories
They’re such transparent narrators being ghosts & all.

What could be some funny lines for an EmCee speech?
Hosting a farewell and need your sense of humour to make it a success

People ask me if I’m a breast or leg man
I tell them I’m not fussy as long as there’s a good stuffing involved

I got myself a Crypto wallet and surfed the Dark Web, seeing what illicit "goods and services" were available, if you know what I mean?.
Chuffed to bits. Managed to get an appointment with a GP.

I was breastfed til 3
But, that’s enough about my day, how was yours?