Things better not to say - random entries

What do you call a swimming pool with 4 men in it?
8 ball pool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?

From now on I will write all my jokes in capitals…
This one was written in London

Three women, a black, a hispanic, and a Jew, walk up to the bar...
They pass it, have a great career, and are appointed to the Supreme Court. The joke is that it took 233 years to happen.

When you said “friends with benefits”…
… I assumed you offered a dental plan.

Why did Tucker Carlson go to the tantric sex therapist?
Because he wanted some "fair and balanced" sexual healing.

Did you hear R Kelly dropped out of college in Utah after less than one semester?
Apparently he misunderstood when they told him it was Brigham Young University

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot on the other side

A dog walks into McDonald’s
The guy at the counter says sorry we don’t serve animals here. The dog leaves. 10 minutes later a man in a trench coat walks in with a tail sticking out. The McDonald’s cashier reaches down and grabs the tail. The tail begins squirting semen all over him. He realizes it was actually the man’s hairy penis.

How do non-binary ninjas kill people?
They slash them.

Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass.
He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his shopping basket in Walmart

A man walked into a bar
He said “ow!”

BREAKING: Due to inflation, Dollar Tree will be changing it’s name…
…to Tree Dollar.