Stuff you better not say to a Vegetarian 1/1
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Did you know vegetarians live 15 years longer because they`re never invited to anywhere that`s fun or dangerous? Instead, they stay at home crying and drink their eco-drink carefully, being careful not to let the tears fall into the drink because it`s a product of animals.
I`m looking for 3-4 vegans to mow the lawn.
My food shits on your food!
Even the most obsessed vegetarians don`t like to bite the dust.
My husband was asked if he would like a vegetarian meal. Now he has to breathe through a sausage bag...
"Dad, I`m..."
"Oh god, please don`t!"
"... humid!"
"Phew, lucky you. I thought vegan"
You vegetarians are starting to overdo it though... crying over an onion, pfff.
I hate vegetarians... why do you have to force your opinion on everyone?
If two vegetarians argue, is there still beef?
"I have a cold" "Drink tea with honey, it helps" "No, I'm vegan" "Then die!"
Meat doesn`t solve any problems... but neither does fruit.
I don`t like vegetarians. They eat my food the food away!
You know you`re not getting enough protein like this?