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Stuff you better not say at Hospital 1/1

Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.

The entire offer is of course absolutely free and you never have to register!

Insane? I? No, the voices would have told me that.

Hospital fare is often a form of active euthanasia.

Old couple: "Homosexuality is against nature!"
Me: "Your pacemaker too!"

Jogging in the morning is not for me, the hot coffee constantly sloshing over the edge.

And then I thought "YOLO" and jumped off the wall... that`s why I`m here - and you?

Honestly... if I can find the chef or person responsible for this - as you call it - food, you`ll soon have a new patient!

How is it here, am I allowed to move about freely or do you get reported here for "offending a public nuisance" because you`re only allowed to wear a funny piece of linen?