Stuff you better not say at a Restaurant / Pub 1/1
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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What was the worst thing anyone has ever said to you? Beer is all!
That makes $18.30 please. ... Make it $20.13 ... 10% was worth it to me.
Rule no. 1 in a Chinese restaurant: The one who understands the least always answers the phone!
One Oettinger please
- I've gotten so fat, I'll never eat anything again. - Ah. - Is that cheesecake?! - Yes. - If sfwör, then eff If never again waf!
- The XXL burger with double fries, please. - And what may I serve for the main course? - Good waiter
Good evening, a MAI TAI please. It's 10am?! Good morning, a MAI TAI please.
I drink to drown my problems
but those damn bastards can swim.