Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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Ad Nauseam;
What you get when a platform dissolves their ad-free premium service.

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I met someone with halitosis last night. He had some strange ideas but, oddly enough,
everything he said made scents

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what can you say at a funeral and a harrasment
"we are here today because this person touched us in some way"

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Teacher: What would you choose, more IQ or more money?
Student: The money. You teacher? Teacher: IQ, why money though? Student: Everyone gets what they lack...

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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires a tweetment and one requires an oinkment.

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What do Desantis, Jagger, and Trump have in common with a Big Mac?
Ronald Mick Donald

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What is the difference between the Russian Military and Barnum and Bailey?
Barnum & Bailey only have three rings in their circus - and a lot less clowns!

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I met a Hawaiian the other day who’s laugh was very deep
Some might say he had a-lo-ha

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I like my women like my weather...
Moist and unstable.

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What do you call a pumpkin carved before Halloween?
A pre-ejack o’lantern

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Why do British people spell is pAedophile instead of pedophile?
In honor of Prince Andrew!

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What’s better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ!

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Why do dwarfs laugh when playing soccer?
It tickles their balls.