Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Ad Nauseam;
What you get when a platform dissolves their ad-free premium service.
All this chess drama lately smh. All chessophiles want to know is if Magnus Carlsen is the best player in the world, who is the second best player in the world?
Drunk Magnus Carlsen duh
"Honey, where are my pants", says the husband upon entering his house
"Theyre right here" - says the giant pulsating honeycomb
Who is the most hate supporter among the Borussia Mönchengladbach football fans?
The guy who shouts out: "give me a B!!"
How do you kill a French vampire?
You have to stab him/her with a baguette.
It sounds easy, but the process is painstaking.
My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit in the back seat of my car so...
I had to pop the trunk.
If your car has a differential...
...when you drive it in reverse, does it become an integral?
BREAKING NEWS: Suicide rates down by 50% this year
Finally some good noose.
... at School ...I ordered all the necessary books for this year before the first day of school.
why did the wall get angry with the cat?
Because the cat broke him down