Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...My wife said she wanted to give me a three-way for my birthday.
I asked, "What are their names?"
I was thinking how I can make some random strangers on internet angry today…
… but first I will feed my dog that chocolate bar he has been eyeing.
According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was half horse, half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
I was asked to describe myself in 3 words
My reply: Bad at following directions
The beauty pageant
During the state finals of the Miss USA Beauty Pageant, Haylee, a beautiful 19 year old blonde girl with bright blue eyes, was asked “Who would she go back in time to kill?”. Without any hesitation, Haylee answers “Hitler, of course!”. The crowd erupts with a huge standing ovation upon hearing this very original answer. Haylee couldn’t help a tear of happiness rolling down her cheek because she never expected so many people to understand and feel the same way as she does; that with a more competent leader, the Third Reich would’ve blossomed and her perfect Aryan race would’ve ruled the world.
I heard Marvel was making a movie about Chadwick Bozeman’s wife
I wonder what they are going to call it since Black Widow is already taken?
What does life insurance and a bukkake have in common?
They both have you covered.
... at a Date ...What did the brown hamster say to the white hamster?
You must be new here.
Two cannibals are eating a clown...
One cannibal turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
How strong do you like your coffee?
I want it to show up on a drug test.