Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...there are 10 types of people in the world
those who understand binary code, and those who don’t.
Did you know all chickens die after having sex?
Well every chicken I’ve had sex with has.
"Searching for Italy" has been ended after two seasons.
I guess Stanley finally found Italy.
A guitar can never break 2 strings.
It can only become a large ukulele.
[Mitch Hedberg RIP.]
I had an uncle once who made zippers from 8pm to 5am.
It was a fly by night operation.
What did the police officer say to the criminal hiding under the bed?
“You’re under rest”
Why was the electrical engineer never late?
Because he traveled at the speed of light.
Be easy on me, first post to this sub.
A manager arrives at work in their brand new Porsche 911 Carrera.
A bunch of people who work for that manager see the new car through the window and walk outside in awe.
The manager proudly stands before the new car and says “Just remember, if you keep working hard, keep producing at record levels, and continue to keep costs down, by this time next year I can buy another one of these!”
i was in Jerusalem for a holiday
Needing my cuppa of java i wandered into a cafe and was served by a male barista. I found it odd that there were no female Baristas so i made it a point to keep a lookout for them across the holy land.
From Starbucks to coffee club, from hipster cafes to neighborhood coffeehouses, not a female barista could be found.
Perplexed by this, i finally asked the Jewish barista at the starbucks at the airport when i was about to leave. He thought about it for a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said simply,
Hebrews.