Things better not to say - random entries

Settle this debate, is this concept funny?
If you had the super power [referring to being epileptic] where they can turn a strobe light on during sex to better please their partner. Isn’t my joke, just having a chat on Reddit with another user and I said that wasn’t funny and insensitive. Yet he argued I had a victim mentality for disagreeing with him.

What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ

Some go partying at night, others have wild sex at night. And I charge my phone at night.

The Penguin Joke
A truck delivering penguins to the Zoo broke down a few miles from its destination. The driver flagged an empty truck down. He said hey Buddy can you help me out I need to get these penguins to the zoo in the next hour and the repair truck will be here in about the same time, could you help me out and take them to the Zoo? The other driver said sure load them in my truck. The loaded truck takes off for the zoo. About two hours later the broken truck is repaired and he sees the truck coming back still loaded with the penguins. The driver flags the truck down and says to the driver. He I thought you were going to take them to the zoo for me. The other driver said I did we had such a good time now we’re going to the movies!

RE: RE: RE: Answer: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: FWD: Reasons why we don't work efficiently.

Six SCOTUS members walk into a bar
And the bartender says, “Get the fuck out of here.”

Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits within 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.

I’m reading a horror novel about birds in braille.
It’s giving me goose bumps!

If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.

Honey, I`m so tired, this whole pregnancy thing is just as exhausting to me as it is to you.

So many cheese factories in France were damaged by the earthquake.
Debris was everywhere.

Just heard the title of the new Andrew Tate biopic.
Little Chin in Big Trouble.

How can you tell if a wall is sexually active?
If he’s bricked up.