Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don’t know, they’re pretty small.
Could probably fit a whole orgy in there.
My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old
Until she checked the freezer
For all baseball fans enjoying the 2022 Fall Classic....
Two friends have loved each other, and attended countless ballgames located all over the world, and enjoyed excellent baseball moments together
Decades passed, and one of the two buddies became terribly ill. It was time for one of the two friends to sleep peacefully for eternity.
The remaining friend asked him
" Listen, I am wondering if there is baseball in Heaven. After you go to Heaven, see if there is baseball in Heaven, and come and visit me in my dream, and tell me if there is baseball in Heaven "
" Oh my pleasure buddy. I sure will "
A few more days later, the ailing friend finally went to Heaven.
A few weeks later, the remaining friend was sleeping, and he received a visit from his old friend in his dream
" Oh it is you buddy!! It is so wonderful to see you!! "
" I do miss you too as well buddy "
" So did you get to find out if there is baseball in Heaven? "
" Well I have a good news and a bad news "
" Tell me I am very ready and eager to know "
" The good news is, yes old friend there is an active and exciting baseball league in Heaven "
" Fantastic!! but what is the bad news? "
" You are pitching next Saturday "
This girl told me she wanted to be treated like a princess
So I cursed her and locked her in a castle
Isn’t tomorrow you’re big test on male genitalia?
Maybe you should “bone up.”
A girl once asked me if I was a breast or legs guy
I told her I was more into anal and feet
Now I’m banned from KFC
How do trans people make up only 0.3% of the population?
But make up 52% of mods on Reddit?
What did the Spanish magician say to the kid with ADHD and the kid with Aspergers?
"TDAH! TEA" (Ta-dah! Tea)