Things better not to say - random entries
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My dad died in the 911 attacks.
He was a great engineer but a lousy pilot.
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Which US State has the most clandestine prostitutes ?
Idaho (Hide a hoe)
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There is a haunted strip club in my town
I asked my wife if I could go see some BoOoOo-bies
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Did you hear about the business owner that bought toilet paper for his company?
He just chalked it up as the cost of doing business.
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Hey you guys hear Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Like why is no one talking about this?
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If your tired of microwave meals and want a real challenge..
trying eating the plastic.
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Why did the first three Starwars movies come out AFTER episodes 4-6?
In charge of directing, yoda was.
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