Things better not to say - random entries
Why would you say “aye aye, captain” if your captain has an eye patch?
Shouldn’t it be “aye?”
My husband keeps telling everyone he meets that I am overcaffeinated and clumsy.
Tea was spilled.
Yesterday I wanted to cook with wine... after the 5th glass I didn`t even know what I wanted in the kitchen anymore.
Someone just robbed the local wig store...
Police are combing the area.
"Really nice here! I`ll take the apartment!"
"We`re on a brewery tour."
"I take her!"
Telephone conversation between two blond friends: “Nina, introduce yourself. I recently watched an ad on Pro7. Suddenly a film runs in between. There are things, aren`t there?"
I went to a boring haunted house last night.
Nothing really jumped out at me.
A man with a penguin standing on his head goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"
The penguin replies, "Well doc, it started as a growth on my foot.
Jesus said to his disciples, don`t fuck young things. Let them grow and thrive until they cry for cock themselves.
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