Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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There are only two genders...
Men & Mistakes.

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how does bin laden like his donuts?
Plane

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I can’t watch pro sports drafts anymore…
Because I’m 26 so I can’t bear to watch people 4 to 8 years younger than me surpass me in pretty much every area in life besides maybe intelligence, and intelligence is gay

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Anyone know of a cure for sex addiction?
I’ve tried fucking everything

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Why did Trump take documents about classified nuclear programs to Mar-a-Lago?
He was just Putin them somewhere safe.

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I asked siri why i am single.
Then it turned the front camera on

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Soooo
Someone needs to lower gas prices. I’m not made for onlyfans….

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Life is too short to drink bad wine!

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why is Alabama the sandwich capital of the world?
Because everything is inbread

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Not to say that giving my girlfriend free reign over the thermostat is a bad thing…
… but two hobbits just showed up to throw a ring in our bedroom.

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My wife and I have an open relationship
Found out last night

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The Tate Brothers are on a flight to Romania
Tristan leans over to take and asks what he is reading. Andrew replies "one about the raw sigma energy that you and I express" Tristan looks at Andrew "maybe you should give that Bucharest"

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Student life in 4 words
Quit, don’t quit, quit, NOODLES