Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...we know that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. but why did 7 eat 9?
he wanted to have 3 squared meals a day
My grief counselor died and I don’t care.
I guess he was good at his job.
... during Sex ...Here’s a knock knock joke that had my friends in hysterics when I was in college - I made it up
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Urinalysis
Urinalysis who?
(Urinalysis biology class, aren’t you?) (you’re in Alice’s)
Why do french tanks have rearway mirrors?
So the drivers could see the battlefield.
A man at a table in a restaurant suddenly starts to cry. The worried waiter asks, “Why are you crying?”
Man: “My wife said she won’t talk with me for a month.”
Waiter : “That’s terrible.”
Man: “Yes, the month ends today.”
What’s the difference between a maritime plumber and an r/jokes moderator?
The plumber will actually do something about the rising levels of shit on the sub
... Sayings ...I`m tired, go to rest, cover my beer belly. Father don`t let the cat be so cruel tomorrow. Please give me thirst again, everything else is sausage to me.
Why did the new guy put cows on a forklift?
Because his supervisor told him they are “raising the stakes”
TIFU in bed with my wife
Normally we use the missionary position but today I let her straddle me.
Babies
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.