Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Chuck Norris a dozen raw eggs
The eggs are now infected with salmonorris
What do you call a billionaire who commits crimes after sunset?
Felon Dusk.
And now… a stupid joke!
A man and a store employee are standing face to face discussing something.
“So,” says the store employee “this is your decision?”
“Yes” replies the man “I know what I’m going for here”
“Very well” says the store employee “then I’ve only one thing to say. It’s curtains for you!!!”
……..
“What sort of curtains would you like?”
I was once walking down a street when.....
I was once walking down a street when I came across a beggar.
So, I asked him would you like a crisp Rs 20 note or an old Rs 100 note.
The begger replied that he would want an old Rs 100 note.
Then I gave him the crisp Rs 20 note because
Beggars cannot be Choosers
What could be some funny lines for an EmCee speech?
Hosting a farewell and need your sense of humour to make it a success
... at School ...Medieval Warfare
Back in ancient times, battles were fought by launching skulls in catapults. At least, that’s my head canon.
Sir, could I interest you in a Pamphlet?
Sure Bro, I mean.... Brochure!
A lollipop asks a chocolate bars pronouns.
The bar says its prounouns are her/shey