Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...
What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They get to smell it but never get to eat it.
... at Hospital ...
Old couple: "Homosexuality is against nature!"
Me: "Your pacemaker too!"
... Jokes ...
Wheels
Had some new rims and tires fitted on my car today.
It was wheelie nice!
... Jokes ...
I love watching Friends!
Especially at night. Through their bedroom window.
... Jokes ...
I’m not losing my hair as I get older
It’s just growing out of my back and ass instead.
... to your Parents ...
Mom, I want a pink streak to express my individuality. That`s what everyone is doing right now!
... Jokes ...
What did the pirate yell when he found out the joke was not original?
ARRRRRRHH/Jokes
... at a Date ...
... Jokes ...
... at Facebook ...
... at Hospital ...