Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...What is the difference between a Jew and a piece of bread?
One comes out of the oven.
Did you hear that Kanye West recently got legally engaged to the state of Minnesota?
And they are welcoming their first child: Mid West
... to your Boyfriend ...What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who lies on the floor?
An armless, legless, lying bastard.
Whizzinator
An African American man goes to a store that sells Wizzinators (prosthetic penis with a pee pouch, used to pass a pee test)
The salesperson shows him a white skinned Wizzinator and tells him, this is all we have in stock
Customer: That’s never going to work!
Salesperson: I’ll throw in some black shoe polish, no one will know the difference.
Customer: okay, I’ll take 3, can you throw in something I can use to fasten them together?
Why is the most versatile wallet made of elephant foreskin?
Because if you give it a good rub, it turns into a suitcase.
It’s important to clean your sex toys…
That’s why priests perform baptisms.
I told my doctor I wanted to get a vasectomy. He said “well now, that’s a big decision. Have you talked about this with your family?”
I said “yeah, and they’re in favor 14-3.”
... at Facebook ...Shy men are usually the better lovers, I hardly dare write anything on FB...I`m that shy