Things better not to say - random entries
What do you call two gay people hanging out?
A potential relationship that is cute and wholesome and very beautiful :) or it could also not be a relationship but just two gay friends hanging out, who am I to judge :) its 2022 :) happy late pride month guys :)
What’s the difference between pussy and parsley?
You don’t eat parsley.
I remember my first time at a glory hole, I started to put my balls through the hole and the guy next to me started laughing.
How was I supposed to know?
People say porn isn’t realistic…
But Elon Musk’s dad just had a kid with his stepdaughter and Zach Wilson is sleeping with his mom’s best friend.
I told my parents about a crazy job I wanted to take for minimum wage.
They said:
That makes absolutely no cents.
Hi Reddit! We are scientists who need to know the best way to tell people Yellowstone is about to erupt!
Thanks for the help!
What does gandhi say to the pizza place?
"Make me one with everything"
The cashier says "sure that will be 27$"
Ghandi hands him a 50$.
Cashier gives him the pizza, and nothing else.
Ghandi says "what about my change?"
Cashier says "change must come from within"
-u/megopolis12
5 girlfriends meet and have nothing to talk about... because everyone is there.
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours?
Because the label said: "concentrate".
Here come the downvotes
What did the unicorn say to the Iranian Gynecologist? Nothing. Iranian Gynecologists are mythical creatures and don’t exist in real life.
... Jokes ...
... to your Girlfriend ...