Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...You might be trailer trash if...
You dance in the same strip club where your daughter works.
two cows are taking a bath. One says: "hey, can you pass me the soap please?"
To which the other cow starts screaming: "AAAARGH, A TALKING COW!"
As I stared into the refrigerator I realized I was finally using my philosophy degree.
"Why am I here?"
Twelve priests were about to be ordained
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude in a garden, while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell.
Then all the other bells started to ring.
What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about?
All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts.
... at a Date ...Superman: Single. Batman: Single. Spiderman: Single. I must be a superhero...
Two attractive women were talking...
1. Hey, I had a great time last night, I slept with a Brazilian.
2. OMG, how many is a brazilian?
Prince William & Prince Harry
Prince William & Prince Harry are in the drawing room at buck house drinking brandy, at the end of the night
Prince Harry says “right wills I’m off to go to and spank the yank”
Prince William replies “that’s great Harry I’ve got to give the Princess of Wales one”
What do you call an equestrian that has never received a blow job?
A Headless Horseman!
I went to a Korean restaurant last week
And can I say the meatballs really were the dogs bollocks
A woman was rushed to the hospital after stuffing 30 toy horses up her ass...
Her condition is stable.