Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’
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Putin thought that taking Kyiv was just a matter of painting letters on tanks.
It was easier Z than done.
A Calvinist is crossing the street whereupon they accidentally stub their toe on a rock.
They were predestined to stub that toe on that rock.
Two students were working on their homework together at a table.
The window was open and the wind was picking up outside.
Student 1 farted.
Student 2: "Is that a part?"
Student 1: "No, just a draft.
A joke for all the old geezers.....
A doctor is sent to a nursing home to test the minds and memories of the residents. To save time, she interviews them in groups of three. The first group she meets with consists of three men.
Turning to the first one, she asks, “What’s nine times thirteen?”
“That would be four hundred and six,” the man replies.
Without giving any indication that his answer is wrong, she turns to the second man. “What do you think, sir? What’s nine times thirteen?”
“That’s easy,” he says. “It’s Thursday.”
She turns to the third man and says, “Nine times thirteen?”
He answers immediately. “One hundred seventeen.”
“Excellent,” says the doctor. “How did you get it so quickly?”
“Simple,” he says. “I just subtracted four hundred and six from Thursday.”
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Asking for a friend
I was on my way to school when I say a dwarf at a bus stop.
He was looking quite impatient so I asked if he wanted a lift.
"Piss off" he said.
"How ungrateful." I muttered. Then I zipped up my backpack and continued walking.