Things better not to say - random entries
Finally, Christmas jumper season is among us!
Looking forward to seeing what everyone has up their sleeves this year!
I am so mad.
I had 2 WNBA tickets in my car.
Somebody broke into my car last night and I have 4 WNBA tickets now.
The oldest one I could think of on a Monday morning:
Where do cantaloupes go during the summer?
John Cougar’s Melon Camp.
Going in you are Russian, coming out you are Finnish. What are you while inside?
European!
"How did you hear about the Johnny vs. Amber verdict?"
"I Heard it through the grapevine."
What did Kanye do after getting dropped by Adidas?
Some Sole searching
funny jokes
This is the main one in the Vatican - dad, and in our family - mom
Whoever named "skunks" missed out on an opportunity to name them...
"stunks"
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