Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Did I ever tell you the joke about my favorite garden herb?
No? Well, it’s about thyme!
I love my children more than life itself...
And I can barely fucking stand my kids.
I told my neighbor I was too scared to grow an apple tree.
He said grow a pear.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it is disappointed that you just lost the game.
Did you hear about the International women’s day sale on steam?
Everything was 70 cents on the dollar.
i used to step on cracks as a way to walk to school everyday
Im 23 with a car an my mothers going in for back surgery today
Karma does exist
... at a Date ...Pencil/Pen Joke
A man walks into staples, the employee asks would you rather have a pen or pencil? The man responds with, “It depens. I’ll have to ink it out. In the end my thoughts will have lead me to a conclusion.”