Things better not to say - random entries
If a locksmith deals with locks, and a gunsmith deals with guns, what deals with blacks?
The police
An elderly Jew bolts into a church confessional
St Patrick’s Cathedral. He pulls the curtain and says , “Father. My name is Saul Hershkowitz. I’m 73 years old and I’ve been with a 22 year old girl. The priest says “Saul, wait a minute. You’re Jewish. Why are you telling me this? And the man says “Hey Father, I’m telling everybody”
Having Turkey dinner this Easter Sunday. I got a 16 pound bird.
The turkey is only a small one though.
How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You don’t know because you weren’t there man!
Why did Emperor Palpatine have so much trouble walking around?
He had Darth Ritis
My girlfriend got a totally sweet, trusting, nice and housebroken puppy. Unfortunately her husband is allergic and has to go now: Bernd 37 years, 87 kg
I think about sex about every 3.14 seconds. Does this make me "PI" sexual?
What do you call it when you wake up the next day lying in a tree
Morning wood
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