Things better not to say - random entries

I`m really just looking forward to the beer afterwards!

My dad died in the 911 attacks.
He was a great engineer but a lousy pilot.

Which US State has the most clandestine prostitutes ?
Idaho (Hide a hoe)

There is a haunted strip club in my town
I asked my wife if I could go see some BoOoOo-bies

What do you call an ape that likes a sweet dessert?
A meringue-utan

Did you hear about the business owner that bought toilet paper for his company?
He just chalked it up as the cost of doing business.

Found a place that sells cheap gas
Sike

Hey you guys hear Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Like why is no one talking about this?

Did I actually tell you that I have herpes?

Happy Birthday Calendars
And happy new year everyone.

What comes after 69?
Mouthwash

If your tired of microwave meals and want a real challenge..
trying eating the plastic.

Why did the first three Starwars movies come out AFTER episodes 4-6?
In charge of directing, yoda was.