Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...A horse entered a bra...
A horse entered a bar..
The bartender shooed him out..
Shooed *they* out for the new world people. .)
... at a Date ...A crow walks into a bar to meet his friends.
He was arrested for conspiracy to commit murder.
... to your Girlfriend ...Another special diet? If you eat less, you lose weight, logically right?
I want to die like my grandfather.
Peacefully in his sleep.
.....
Not screaming and panicking like his passengers.
Can you lend me your cell phone? I have to let people know at home that I`m going to sleep with you tonight!
Did you hear about the fight in the candy store?
Turns out some sucker got licked.
JWST just discovered a strange bulge in the early universe..
Chuck Norris once raced a photon.
What were the biggest threats to freedom of speech in 2022?
Hotel windows.
What’s the difference between the Capitol building and a clown car?
A clown car is smaller and has wheels.
ME: honey WHY are you putting talcum powder in my shorts????
WIFE: it’s not talcum powder it’s Miracle Grow
What is written on a very successful hacker’s tombstone?
“R”
His IP is well hidden.