Things better not to say - random entries

Doctor told me the bad news: I only have 3 more years if I keep eating donuts and burgers...
But if I switch to healthy food I should have another 25 years. The good news is the donut stand on the corner is guaranteed business for another three years!

I tried to make a joke about pi
But it went on and on and on

Has my joke about the sink
been blocked ?

Why did the glass pane start a fight?
Because it was tempered.

What do you call a Redditor that doesn’t gain or lose internet points?
Karmatose

What do you call a K-Pop STD?
Blackpink in your area.

A girl I was dating told me she liked to be peed on
I said, “I’m not sure about all that but you’ll love what I left on the toilet seat!”

It`s nice to have a woman in bed for once that you don`t have to blow up!

Spaghetti has erectile dysfunction...
It starts stiff but goes floppy when under pressure.

What do you call a stale box of Cheerios?
Cheeriolds.

Did you hear the story about the dwarf who was caught climbing down a prison wall?
It was a little condescending.

I’m the next Steve Jobs
I didn’t graduate from college, I’ve done way too much LSD, I wear the same clothes every day, and all I do is have “ideas” and yell at other people until either my ideas are realized or I’m ousted from my own company - which I should add, I still own. I’m the next Steve Jobs.

Why was the wallaby arrested for abusive behavior? (Joke co-created with ChatGPT)
>!He was beating around the bush.!<