Things better not to say - random entries

Who called it trigonometry and not...
Sin language

what do ants wear?
pANTS

Three words, twelve letters. Easy to say, hard to prove: "I`m Batman!"

When he was growing up, everybody laughed when Jimmy Fallon said he wanted to be a comedian...
no one’s laughing now.

Chuck Norris got his wife pregnant
During foreplay

How to say "hi" in other countries
France has "bonjour." Japan has "konichiwa." Germany has "guten tag." England has "fuck off, yank." China has "nihao."

Which Country is the best at Baseball?
China. They killed millions with one bat.

Jesus was the very first MMORPG hacker
One of his most famous miracles was just an item duplication exploit

How do you get Trump to stop talking?
Ask him a question under oath.

What do you call a cat who likes to pass gas?
Puss and toots

If honey bees make honey, what kind of bees make milk?
Boo bees

I tried to make a joke about pi
But it went on and on and on

Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
He was already stuffed.