Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Ad Nauseam;
What you get when a platform dissolves their ad-free premium service.
I met someone with halitosis last night. He had some strange ideas but, oddly enough,
everything he said made scents
what can you say at a funeral and a harrasment
"we are here today because this person touched us in some way"
Teacher: What would you choose, more IQ or more money?
Student: The money. You teacher?
Teacher: IQ, why money though?
Student: Everyone gets what they lack...
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires a tweetment and one requires an oinkment.
What do Desantis, Jagger, and Trump have in common with a Big Mac?
Ronald Mick Donald
What is the difference between the Russian Military and Barnum and Bailey?
Barnum & Bailey only have three rings in their circus - and a lot less clowns!
I met a Hawaiian the other day who’s laugh was very deep
Some might say he had a-lo-ha
What do you call a pumpkin carved before Halloween?
A pre-ejack o’lantern
Why do British people spell is pAedophile instead of pedophile?
In honor of Prince Andrew!