Things better not to say - random entries

Do you have a fever? No? Because you look so hot!

What do you call a vicar on a moped?
Rev.

What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They get to smell it but never get to eat it.

Please do not disturb. I`m disturbed enough already.

Old couple: "Homosexuality is against nature!"
Me: "Your pacemaker too!"

Wheels
Had some new rims and tires fitted on my car today. It was wheelie nice!

I love watching Friends!
Especially at night. Through their bedroom window.

My joke is like a vagina
Because you would never get it

I’m not losing my hair as I get older
It’s just growing out of my back and ass instead.

What gets naked when you dress them?
Poultry.

How do you know if someone is from Vermont?
They tell you.

Mom, I want a pink streak to express my individuality. That`s what everyone is doing right now!

What did the pirate yell when he found out the joke was not original?
ARRRRRRHH/Jokes