Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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What do you call an erratic cat?
Aloof cannon!

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What did Master Yoda attribute to keeping his sanity during all those years of solitude?
He said whatever you can do to pass the time anything to make the day-go-ba

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I once met a warm & friendly sweet fruit flavoured drink
It was a cordial cordial.

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Did you know?
Did you know a snail can be faster then a car for a short time? >!You just gotta throw them before the car starts moving!<

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Why did the Russian Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?
To see the battlefield.

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My wife and I are a temperamental couple…
I’ve got a temper and she’s mental.

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Today I successfully weighed a rainbow
Turns out it was pretty light

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This year, I April fooled my little sister by saying mom had shot herself.
I was so convincing that she only realised I was kidding when she saw mom had hanged herself.

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Did you hear about the woman who shaved her legs
and wrecked em?

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Imaginary Friend.
I once had an invisible friend from Japan. My mum said it was just my imagine Asian..

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The number 8 walks into a therapists office
The number 8 walks into a therapists office and says to the doctor I won’t lie down otherwise we will be here forever

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Are you a monoclinic crystal?
Because you show perfect cleavage!

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What’s more useless than Stephen Hawkins legs?
His shoes