Things better not to say - random entries
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... Jokes ...So I poured my root beer in a square glass
Now I am left with just beer...
... during Sex ...
... during Sex ...If you want to sleep with me, don`t say anything - just smile...
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In reality, communism in Russia never failed.
Gorbachev abolished the state, Yeltsin abolished social classes by making everyone poor, and Putin is now abolishing money!
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Do you want to hear a joke about Alzheimers?
Do you want to hear a joke about Alzheimers?
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Why is it so hard to break up with someone from Japan?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
... at a Date ...
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My wife and I watched three films back to back last night….
Luckily I was the one facing the telly
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Years ago I went to dinner with Stephen Seagal
Never again. He kept stealing my fries.