Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Are you a republican?
Because I want you to choose what you do to my body.
I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting
He said this is his home security camera
[OC] i just realized Dwayne Johnson was living above my appartment.
i was living under The Rock for a very long time.
Why go guests become dangerous as they age......?
Because the hosts become hostages.....
Heaven’s lines
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said,
“I want the men to make two lines:
“ One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.”
“I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was hundreds of miles long. In the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, “You men should b ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!”
“You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!”
“Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”
God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”
The man replied, “This is where my wife told me to
stand.”
Home Depot sign said ‘Now Hiring—All Positions’
So I called to see if missionary and semi-fetal were available.
They hung up. Quite defensive.
A racist man called me a terrorist for having long hair, a long beard, and being Middle Eastern.
Later I saw him at church giving a speech about how everyone needs a Middle Eastern guy with long hair and a beard in their lives.
400 years ago, England sent their criminals to Australia and puritans to America
Sounds like Australia got the better deal
What spice do you get when you combine my grade on my last test and my race into one word?
Cajun