Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...An Alabama tech company asked me to test their competing product to Tinder…
I just don’t get how I’m supposed to find a date by swiping right on the shower curtain in my family’s shared bathroom.
When I was in the shop today, I saw a book that said "Guide how to solve 50% of your problems"
so I bought 2 of them
A car dealership in Sweden began selling glasses as a secondary front.
They’re calling it “Eye-Kia”.
guys the gender pay gap does not exist
Men take the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyers
But the women take lower paying jobs like female doctor or female lawyer
If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would their towels say?
Hiss and hearse
What’s the difference between a gun and a feminist?
A gun actually does something when it’s triggered.
Which Marvel hero would be the best nemesis of The Riddler?
The Pun-isher.
A girl I like gave me her phone number
When I called she picked up and said “911 what’s your emergency?”
I quit my job at the toilet factory.
Because all they cared about was the Bottom Line.
A bear, an otter, and a silver fox walk into a bar.
(They met on grindr)