Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...If a locksmith deals with locks, and a gunsmith deals with guns, what deals with blacks?
The police
An elderly Jew bolts into a church confessional
St Patrick’s Cathedral. He pulls the curtain and says , “Father. My name is Saul Hershkowitz. I’m 73 years old and I’ve been with a 22 year old girl. The priest says “Saul, wait a minute. You’re Jewish. Why are you telling me this? And the man says “Hey Father, I’m telling everybody”
Having Turkey dinner this Easter Sunday. I got a 16 pound bird.
The turkey is only a small one though.
How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You don’t know because you weren’t there man!
Why did Emperor Palpatine have so much trouble walking around?
He had Darth Ritis
... to your Boyfriend ...My girlfriend got a totally sweet, trusting, nice and housebroken puppy. Unfortunately her husband is allergic and has to go now: Bernd 37 years, 87 kg
... during Sex ...I think about sex about every 3.14 seconds. Does this make me "PI" sexual?
What do you call it when you wake up the next day lying in a tree
Morning wood
... to your Girlfriend ...