Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Did you hear about the Dutch man who went home with an English woman?
The Dutch man was confused as to why she kept asking him to pick her most beautiful side.
What time of day is best to make a Freudian Slip?
First thing in the morning, when the Cock grows.
My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine, so I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now...
She’s sangria then ever!
I was woken up by the sound of my girlfriend crying.
I said, “what’s wrong, baby?”
She said, “you were talking in your sleep!”
I said, “What did I say?”
She said, “You said, ‘It’s over between us, you fat, greasy pig!’”
I said, “no! No, baby!… listen… you got it all wrong, honey….
…I wasn’t sleeping!”
Last night I went to a restaurant called Bulimians.
The line for the bathroom was incredible.
Knock knock
Who’s there ??
Kanye
Who????
Kanye!!!
Oh… it’s nobody irrelevant!
What makes a woman un-dateable?
What makes a woman un-dateable?
She’s an orphan with no birth certificate.
... while Playing Videogames ...I`ve been looking for this green mushroom with white dots for my extra life for ages.
A man has a sudden urge to masturbate and ejaculates..
It was a *spurm* of the moment decision