Things better not to say - random entries

Yo Momma so Fat...
It took 6 pages on her passport just to load DAT ASS

What do you call a blonde with brain cancer?
Cured

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?
The word "free"

What happened when Mary had a little lamb?
The doctor fainted.

How did Walter White crash the car?
Because he was Braking Bad

What do you call a big donkey horny pig sex?
A your mom

How does Rob Zombie make brownies?
Eggs, milk and flour Bake, for half an hour Frost, with the back of my SPATULA!

It seems SBF’s parents jumbled his name
It should have been Fried a Bank Too soon?

I was voted “Least likely to Succeed” by my high school class.
I hate being a teacher.

What do you call an imposter who is in the kitchen?
The sus chef

If a black bird has black babies & Blue bird has blue Babies, What bird has No Babies?
A Swallow.

Why did the siamese twins go to London?
So that the other one can drive as well.

What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs?
A Mathmachicken. My kid told me that and it made me chuckle.