Things better not to say - random entries
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Yo Momma so Fat...
It took 6 pages on her passport just to load DAT ASS
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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?
The word "free"
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How does Rob Zombie make brownies?
Eggs, milk and flour
Bake, for half an hour
Frost, with the back of my
SPATULA!
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It seems SBF’s parents jumbled his name
It should have been Fried a Bank
Too soon?
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I was voted “Least likely to Succeed” by my high school class.
I hate being a teacher.
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If a black bird has black babies & Blue bird has blue Babies, What bird has No Babies?
A Swallow.
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Why did the siamese twins go to London?
So that the other one can drive as well.
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What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs?
A Mathmachicken.
My kid told me that and it made me chuckle.
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