Things better not to say - random entries

100,000 Pascals walk into a Bar
The atmosphere was a tad light.

i have been chasing a criminal who murders at railway stations
i think i am on the right track

What did God say when He made the first black person?
Oof, I burnt one. ​ ​ ​ ​ PS: This is not intended to be racist in any way as I myself, am black.

chicken pot pie
my three favorite things!

Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Because it had a hard drive!

This is not a Chuck Norris joke.
Sorry guys, no Chuck Norris no point in even trying to be funny. Chuck Norris is the best medicine. Accept nothing else.

Chuck Norris once went black
Then came back.

When the God created the Man...
When the God created the man... ... She was just joking.

I was dating a woman who said she was a divercee, but then she told me she was never married.
Turns out, she was divorced from reality.

There was a guy so, so short...
...that his feet dangled when he sat on the curb.

what is red and smells like blue paint?
..... ..... Red paint

Did you hear about the blind rabbi that missed when he was trying to perform a circumcision?
He got the sack! Badum tiss.

A little incompatibility is the spice of life,
as long as he has income and she is pattable.