Things better not to say - random entries
... Sayings ...100% of people think I`m lovable, good-looking and likeable. That was the result of a representative survey of my mother and grandmother.
... Jokes ...I once asked my 138 year old grandfather the secret to his long life
He said that he is a mod at r/jokes and he gains a second every time someone reposts a joke.
all ants are female
because if they were male, they would be called uncles
There must be a lot of fuckers in Alabama.
Motherfuckers, fatherfuckers, brotherfuckers, sisterfuckers, the lost goes on. Even probably a couple cousinfuckers, unclefuckers and auntfuckers. Maybe even some grandpafuckers and grandmafuckers!
The Among Us sound sounds a like the Handmaid’s Tale sound.
That’s sus.
So I have an irrational fear of poop
You could say it really crappy situation
What did the homeless man say to the musician?
"You poor man. Here."
*empties his change cup*
What do you say to a Republican in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
... during Sex ...Do you smell like that or is the mattress with rotten potatoes
filled?
I saw a polar bear acting really weird once. He was running in circles, breathing heavier than normal.
I think he was having a nanuk episode.