Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...I quit my position as a scuba diving instructor the first day at my job.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
... during apartment viewing ...Great apartment, but the team from Frauentausch will be amazed.
Woman: "I am going to be your step godmother."
Harry Potter: "Are you fucking Sirius?"
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows way too high
You should have seen the surprised look on her face
... at a Date ...I`ve given up looking for the one. Now I`m looking for the other.
Today i found myself being roasted by phinnochio
His nose hasn’t moved for the past 6 minutes
Mom, why is the internet so slow?
Either your brother is downloading porn again, or your sister is uploading some...
... during Sex ...Do you smell like that, or is the mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
What did the proctologist say to Ouranos?
"Okay, let me look at Uranus."
What did the Pakistani wife say to her husband on their first night?
Grab Mehboob
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.
Chuck Norris got the COVID vaccine
The vaccine is now immune to everything