
Things better not to say - random entries
... to your Boyfriend ... ... Jokes ... ... Jokes ...Every time I’m having a microwave meal, I turn on the movie “The Golden Eye”.
The instructions say —Pierce film before cooking.
What does a blonde say when she sees a banana peel lying on the street five meters in front of her? – "Shit, I`m about to fall down again!"
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol...
He doesn’t drink, it’s just that he’s really bad at crossword puzzles...
My girlfriend
came to me with a balloon that said, “Will you marry me?”
So I popped the question..
a benzo addict walked into the dentistry office
The dentist said “you’re grinding even in your sleep”
A few months ago I lost the retaining clip while replacing a shear pin on my snowblower. I found it today after the snow melted.
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