Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Muslim mathematicians have a special respect and reverence for Christian theologians…
because they took a prime number (1) and managed to divide it by 3.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and hung up.
I’m getting tired of these cold calls
Swimming pool
I told the man at the swimming pool to put his swimsuit back on because we‘re trying to keep the pool a nut free facility.
Gender is like my parents.
There used to be two of them, and now it is a sensitive subject.
How did he know?
Last year I had prostate surgery. Afterwards, the doctor pointed out that I had a hemorrhoid that I should have checked out. Yesterday, I had cataract surgery on my right eye, and the doctor told me the same thing.
... to your Friends ...Why do i sleep naked?
Well, it stops people from sitting next to me on train.
Why was 7 afraid of i?
Nobody knows for sure, but everyone thinks his fear is only imaginary
Will smith used to be so full of life and fun
now he just seems *jaded*
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine, so I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now...
She’s sangria then ever!