Things better not to say - random entries

Finally, Christmas jumper season is among us!
Looking forward to seeing what everyone has up their sleeves this year!

I am so mad.
I had 2 WNBA tickets in my car. Somebody broke into my car last night and I have 4 WNBA tickets now.

What is Homer Simpson’s favorite animal?
A doh

The oldest one I could think of on a Monday morning:
Where do cantaloupes go during the summer? John Cougar’s Melon Camp.

So a German walks in front of a Bar...
Bang.

Going in you are Russian, coming out you are Finnish. What are you while inside?
European!

"How did you hear about the Johnny vs. Amber verdict?"
"I Heard it through the grapevine."

What did Kanye do after getting dropped by Adidas?
Some Sole searching

What platform does the joker listen to the radio on?
WhySoSeriousXM

funny jokes
This is the main one in the Vatican - dad, and in our family - mom

What do you call the Clinton era?
Sex between the Bushes.

Whoever named "skunks" missed out on an opportunity to name them...
"stunks"

Life is like a penis
It gets hard when you least expect it