Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

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Muslim mathematicians have a special respect and reverence for Christian theologians…
because they took a prime number (1) and managed to divide it by 3.

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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and hung up.
I’m getting tired of these cold calls

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Swimming pool
I told the man at the swimming pool to put his swimsuit back on because we‘re trying to keep the pool a nut free facility.

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Gender is like my parents.
There used to be two of them, and now it is a sensitive subject.

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How did he know?
Last year I had prostate surgery. Afterwards, the doctor pointed out that I had a hemorrhoid that I should have checked out. Yesterday, I had cataract surgery on my right eye, and the doctor told me the same thing.

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No, I don`t want a second beer. I have to work tomorrow.

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Yo mummas so fat
That when they cremated her she was still raw

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Why do i sleep naked?
Well, it stops people from sitting next to me on train.

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Why was 7 afraid of i?
Nobody knows for sure, but everyone thinks his fear is only imaginary

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Will smith used to be so full of life and fun
now he just seems *jaded*

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches their students?
A PDF File

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My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine, so I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now...
She’s sangria then ever!