Things better not to say - random entries

Did you hear the one about the vintage penguin?
She was in black and white. This was before you could declare your pronouns. He looks great in that tux.

What do you call the son of a DJ ?
Eric

I told me girlfriend, “You’re dumping me because I don’t glisten and you are gay?”
She said, “No. it’s because you don’t listen. Have a nice day!”

NASA said they found water on Mars
Which Makes Mars 1:0 Africa

What did the baby computer day to Papa?
Data.

Never go camping with a German
Especially if they assure you that the campsite has great showers

Toilets need to start standing up for themselves
They take crap from anybody

Learning Korean is super easy.
You just need to get the Hangul fit.

How do you turn root beer into beer?
Put it in a square cup!

How is Popeye like canned artichokes?
They both come in Olive Oil!

I guarantee Gordon Ramsay always uses protection.
He hates fucking raw.

What is the difference between urine and Reaganomics?
The urine actually trickles down to the bottom.

What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired