Things better not to say - random entries
Did you hear the one about the vintage penguin?
She was in black and white.
This was before you could declare your pronouns. He looks great in that tux.
I told me girlfriend, “You’re dumping me because I don’t glisten and you are gay?”
She said, “No. it’s because you don’t listen. Have a nice day!”
Never go camping with a German
Especially if they assure you that the campsite has great showers
Toilets need to start standing up for themselves
They take crap from anybody
I guarantee Gordon Ramsay always uses protection.
He hates fucking raw.
What is the difference between urine and Reaganomics?
The urine actually trickles down to the bottom.
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired
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