Hush

Things better not to say - random entries

... Sayings ...

100% of people think I`m lovable, good-looking and likeable. That was the result of a representative survey of my mother and grandmother.

... Jokes ...

I once asked my 138 year old grandfather the secret to his long life
He said that he is a mod at r/jokes and he gains a second every time someone reposts a joke.

... Jokes ...

all ants are female
because if they were male, they would be called uncles

... Jokes ...

There must be a lot of fuckers in Alabama.
Motherfuckers, fatherfuckers, brotherfuckers, sisterfuckers, the lost goes on. Even probably a couple cousinfuckers, unclefuckers and auntfuckers. Maybe even some grandpafuckers and grandmafuckers!

... Jokes ...

The Among Us sound sounds a like the Handmaid’s Tale sound.
That’s sus.

... Jokes ...

So I have an irrational fear of poop
You could say it really crappy situation

... Jokes ...

What instrument do fish play?
The bass guitar

... Jokes ...

What did the homeless man say to the musician?
"You poor man. Here." *empties his change cup*

... Jokes ...

What is the kinkiest flavor?
UuuuuuuuuuMommy

... Jokes ...

What do you say to a Republican in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"

... during Sex ...

Do you smell like that or is the mattress with rotten potatoes
filled?

... Jokes ...

I saw a polar bear acting really weird once. He was running in circles, breathing heavier than normal.
I think he was having a nanuk episode.

... Jokes ...

I don’t like eating rabbit
I always get hare stuck in my teeth