Things better not to say - random entries
In America, you go to recruitment office
In Russia, recruitment office go to you!
I once met a guy who claimed he had a MASSIVE penis
He called himself a “Weapon of ass destruction”
I heard a noise outside, so I looked out the window and witnessed a murder.
I’m not going to call the police. It was only a lot of crows.
A doctor at a psychiatric hospital wants to send some patients home after a test
the doctor brings 3 patients to an empty pool and tells them to jump in and swim
the first patient jumps in and breaks both his legs
the second patient dives head first and dies
the third patient refuses, so the doctor says “this one seems logical, maybe we should send him home” he then asks the patient why he didn’t jump, and the patient replies “I can’t swim”
Cosmological loser
n. A person who is a waste of both space and time. .
What did the Qatari man say to his American best friend?
"You know, we are alike because your infrastructure was built by slaves too!"
The American best friend nodded in agreement
Why do vampires make the same mistakes over and over again?
Because they lack reflection.
Why would no women in the world be a bad thing?
It would be a pain in the ass
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