Things better not to say - random entries

They say that the first million is the hardest
But for Elon Musk, the last million will be the hardest.

I’m not a sexist, being sexist is wrong
And being wrong is for women.

I will never wear a red wig.
I would rather keep my soul.

Words cannot describe how beautiful you are..
But numbers can: 2/10

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 1080p?
. . . HDMI

Was someone squeezing the ketchup bottle?
Someone had flatulated. . .

Brave is he who has diarrhea and still farts!

How do you get a million dollars in crypto investing?
Start with ten million.

Putin dies and goes to hell…
The joke is Putin.

What do you like most about being a human?
"Not human but..."

Famous coach I don’t like/arch enemy of my team dies and is touring heaven with St. Peter. (My favorite interchangeable sports coach joke.)
Famous coach I don’t like/arch enemy of my team dies and is touring heaven with St. Peter. St. Peter is giving him the heaven tour and shows him his new house. A 2 story home covered in his teams swag and painted the team colors. Famous coach I don’t like see’s a house on a hill not to far from his house. It’s a mansion and covered in team he hates/biggest arch enemy of his team’s swag and painted team he hates colors. He turns to St. Peter while pointing at the mansion and says. “What gives? How does coach of team I hate and is my biggest rival get such a palatial house? My record is as good as his. What did he do to get that size home? St. Peter responds. “That’s not the home of the coach/team you hate that’s God’s home” This was told to me 15+‘years ago in Florida using Bowden/noles and Spurrier/gators.

What did they call the new Star Trek themed Brazilian waxing salon?
Deforest Kelly

Work is fun, so fun aside!