Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Some American jokes
Smith went to the bank to get a mortgage. After it was done, the salesperson told him that it would be paid off in ten years. "Morning or afternoon ten years from now?" The salesperson looked up at him and asked, "Is there a difference between morning and afternoon ten years from now?" "I have to pay off my student loan in the morning."
Feel free to share the jokes you know.
Why did SJWs like PAW Patrol: The Movie?
Because they got to see the police dog in emotional distress for a good chunk of the movie.
... at a Date ...An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German stop to watch a street performer.
The performer sees them arrive and since they’re at the back of the crowd asks them if they can see properly.
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Si.”
“Ja.”
... during Sex ...Not that you think I want to sleep with you! The kitchen table is enough for me too.
Ebola, covid, and monkeypox walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What is this, some kinda sick joke?”
King Charles has authorised a new Royal Ceremony that the Guards regiments will perform anytime that Prince Harry is in the country.
It will be called "The Changing of the Locks"
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(with thanks to Matt, of the Daily Telegraph)
kinda old but ill try
what do u call 2 mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan. lol
"Hi there?" = Me when addressing a girl.
"Hi there!" = She, if she gives me the shortest basket in Bavarian.