Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...A local strip club was turned into a Catholic church.
The "no touching" rule ended with that.
We are not betting on dog fighting here.
Instead we bet on which dog will discover the others balls first.
Did you hear about the Lego prostitute?
They’ve got customers lined up for blocks.
Trading stocks on margin right now reminds me a lot of my ex
No matter what I seem to do, I keep getting called.
(crappy joke) what does a light switch and a person have in common?
Both can be turned on and off
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What did the fat, bearded guy in the lifted truck at the Walmart parking lot do when he turned into a frog?
REV IT, REV IT!!
My daughter works at a gymnastic studio that is so accommodating
They bend over backwards
... during Sex ...I`m not looking for a woman for life, I`m looking for one for bed.
“Madam,” he whined, “I haven’t eaten in five days.”
“My good man,” the matron answered with great concern, “you should force yourself!”
What do Zoologists and Chess players both get excited over?
Mating patterns
Did you hear the one about the 2 gay Irishmen?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
What’s the difference between a hooker and Winnie the Pooh working in HR?
One gives man jobs for honey.