Things better not to say - random entries

Why is Batman great in bed?
Since he’s not a superhero, he uses gadgets

Can I get an F in chat for my pet rock?
Had to have Sylvester put down today for killing two birds.

A blind man is walking down the street and comes across a fish market…
He then says “good morning ladies!”

What did the punchline say to the joke?
After you

How does the rock pee (another)?
He cracks under pressure.

what do you call a sexy bitch?
hot dog

A woman was worried her phone was not flying
... even though it was on aeroplane mode.

For all the control system people, why did a plane travelling to Poland crash?
Because the Poles were on the right hand side

Who has an IQ of 150, but has to go to school nevertheless?
Three gym teacher.

What do you call a life-like dildo?
Realistdick

My body is a temple
If you take your shoes off, you can come inside

I wanted to post a joke about Sodium but…
I was like Na, people wont’t understand.

As leader of the USSR, Gorbachev was allowed to conduct weddings
He liked to keep them brief: Gorbachev: You want to marry her? Groom: Ya Gorbachev: You want to marry him ? Bride: Ya Gorbachev: Then so be it. He was a master of the So-be-it union