Things better not to say - random entries
... Jokes ...Never buy flowers from a monk...
Remember, only you can prevent florist friars.
How does someone with gender neutral pronouns win in a battle?
They/them
Home Depot sign said ‘Now Hiring—All Positions’
So I called to see if missionary and semi-fetal were available.
They hung up. Quite defensive.
... to your Friends ...Just because you puke on the train doesn`t mean you`re a pioneer.
I remember my first time at a glory hole, I started to put my balls through the hole and the guy next to me started laughing.
How was I supposed to know?
What is the difference between r/conservative and r/conspiracy?
7 letters.
My wife loves a hairy chest...
But I personally think she looks better without it.
Why are the countries that were colonized by England upset about that their stuff were looted/stolen?
They shouldn’t be. They have been being paid in exposure at the British Museum.
Why are most farmed fish blind?
From all the time they spend staring up at the outhouse.
Turns out, the lobby that pushed against Roe vs Wade…
Was Proctologists. They‘ll be in serious demand from now on.