Stuff you better not say to the Police 3/3
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Of course I saw your lights blinking... but I thought you just wanted a donut!
Oops... I thought you were a prostitute.
Yes, I know I didn`t follow the rules 100%... But you have to admit I`m still pretty good at driving for someone totally drunk.
Is your power a "penile substitute"?
I was just trying to keep up with the traffic... Yes I know there are no other cars around me, look how fast they drive!
Is it true that cops only become cops because it was too difficult at the burger joint?
I`m sorry, I didn`t know my radar detector wasn`t hooked up.
may i wear your hat
That`s great! The last policeman only gave me a warning!