Stuff you better not say to Blondes 3/4
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Why is there a blonde with a tray on the roof? – Because the cook said: “On the house!”
Why can`t a blonde write 66? – Because she doesn`t know which 6 comes first.
Two blondes are talking. "Tell me, what is actually further away: London or the moon?" - "Hellooooo? Listen! Can you see London from here?”
Telephone conversation between two blond friends: “Nina, introduce yourself. I recently watched an ad on Pro7. Suddenly a film runs in between. There are things, aren`t there?"
Why does a blonde leave the toilet door open? Answer: So you can`t look through the keyhole.
Why does a blonde have exactly one more brain cell than a horse? So she doesn`t drink from the bucket while cleaning the stairs!
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a husky? Either a totally stupid dog, or a hardy whore!
Finally there is the Rubik`s Cube for blondes! Each side is the same color.
What`s the difference between an intelligent blonde and the Yeti? The Yeti has already been seen.
Why shouldn`t you say "You stupid cow" to a blonde? – The poor cows!
Why is the blonde pooping in front of the supermarket`s front door? Because the door says "push".
What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? – You release the safety and throw it back.
Why does a blonde sprinkle pepper over the TV? To make the picture sharper.