Stuff you better not say to Blondes 4/4
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Announcement at the train station: "The ICE will depart for Munich at 8.48 am. For our blonde customers with a digital watch: Pretzel-chair-pretzel."
A blonde falls into a hole. A man walks by and asks, "Is it dark down there?" She replies, "I don`t know, I can`t see!"
What do you get when you pour chocolate over a blonde`s head? Probably the dumbest chocolate in the world!
How can you keep a blonde busy forever? You take a piece of paper and write on both sides: "Please turn over!"
Two blondes meet. One says: "I did a pregnancy test yesterday." Then the other: “And were the questions difficult?”
A blonde has twins and keeps crying. Then she asks her sister why she is crying. She replies, "I don`t know who the second one is from!"
Where does a blonde go when she`s walking around town with a mattress? For the interview – she should bring her documents with her!
Why does a Pole never fuck a blonde? – Because he is afraid that his child will then be too stupid to steal.