Stuff you better not say to Blondes 2/4
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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What is the difference between a blonde and Tetrapak? – Tetrapak is kind of clever!
What does a blonde who hit a tree with her car say? – “But I honked!”
What does a blonde say when the water is up to her navel? This is beyond my wits now!
Passenger: Where is platform 5 here? Railway official (blonde): I think between 4 and 6.
Why is the blonde trying to climb up a pane of glass? – She wants to know what`s on the other side.
Why did God create blondes? - Well, chickens and rubber dolls can`t get beer out of the fridge!
What does a blonde say when she sees a banana peel lying on the street five meters in front of her? – "Shit, I`m about to fall down again!"
Why is it cheap to have a blonde passenger? – You can use the disabled parking spaces.
Why do blondes never call the police in an emergency? Because they can`t find the 11 on any key.
How do you drive a blonde crazy? – You give her a pack of M&M and tell her to sort them alphabetically.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with a gorilla? Nothing, because there are things you just can`t force a gorilla to do.
How do you make a blonde laugh Monday morning? Tell a joke on Friday night.
What is a blonde on the moon? - A mystery. What are all the blondes on the moon? - The solution.