Things better not said - our best
... Jokes ...I have recurring nightmare that I start doing crossfit...
...and then nobody is annoyed with me when I tell them for the 50th time about doing it
What is the difference between a gynecologist and a dentist?
The teeth.
how did the straight flat earther feel when he was hit on by a gay guy?
he was flat earth but not quite interested
The workers at Staples must have loved college
They write "college ruled" on all the notebooks
A blonde prays to God
"Please dear Lord! Let me win the lottery!"
Next day she buys a ticket and it loses. That night she prays to God again: "Please dear Lord! Let me win the lottery!"
The next day she buys another lottery ticket and it loses again. She gets upset, goes to buy a book about Buddha, and that night prays: "Please dear lord Buddha! Let me win the lottery!"
The next day she buys a lottery ticket and she wins over a million! She dances and cheers and cries out: "Thank you Lord, I only pretended to be buddhist!"
Finally, Christmas jumper season is among us!
Looking forward to seeing what everyone has up their sleeves this year!
So if the stork is the bird that delivers the baby, what is the bird that prevents the pregnancy?
The swallow.
You’re welcome.
A joke my 7 year old son came up with.
- What app does the clock have installed on his phone?
- TikTok
The pope, an atheist and a muslim go into a bar...
the barman looks at them and says: "What the hell is this? a joke?"
What does a a slutty gay rooster say when the sun rises?
A COCK OR TWO WILL DO