Stuff you better not say during Sex 9/13
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Old wine and young women are the best pastimes.
I dream of feeling your body. Dream about touching your skin. Dreaming of kissing you everywhere and not having to dream.
99.9% of women in Germany are unsatisfied, but I can`t be everywhere!
Women are like cars. The really horny swallow properly.
I`d rather be in bed with a flame than a lamp at my desk.
I`m always sweet and nice. But today is Valentine`s Day. And I would like to have you in bed with me all day!
Do you often have a morning stand with a sex calendar hanging in front of the bed?
Not that you think I want to sleep with you! The kitchen table is enough for me too.
You`re still here! Why aren`t you already in my bed?
i`m so bad in bed You must have experienced that!
If Maria had stayed firm, we would have been spared Christmas.
Sex makes you slim. Let`s lose weight together!
If you can get it today, don`t eat it until tomorrow!