Stuff you better not say during Sex 10/13
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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i`m not naughty I am morally flexible.
You`re wearing a nice dress there. Can I talk you out of this?
I gave up sex. If I`m on top, I`m afraid of heights, if I`m at the bottom, I`m claustrophobic, and if I`m on my side, I don`t see anything on TV.
My girlfriend is a horse rider. I am your horse. And if she wants to ride, she needs me.
If 2 people have 6 and don`t give 8, after 9 months they are 3!
I`m horny and you`re free. So come see me!
Just called hell and asked if they were missing an imp, because there can`t be anything hot like you on earth.
You look so sweaty! shall we take a shower?
You come quietly into my room, touch my naked body until you find the sweetest spot and start sucking. shit mosquito!
I`m looking for a man with a ponytail - hair style doesn`t matter.
Men are like energy drinks. Only the baddest will keep you up all night.
I`ve had enough sex - life fucks me every day!
Better hard and dirty than soft and cute.