Stuff you better not say during Sex 6/13
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Flower sex is for vegetarians.
I take you as you are, several times a day.
I don`t bend down for anyone unless we`re having sex.
I have many sleepless nights, do you want to spend some of them with me?
Jesus said to his disciples, don`t fuck young things. Let them grow and thrive until they cry for cock themselves.
I`d like to keep you here overnight for observation.
Sex is like skate. If you don`t have a good partner, you need a good hand.
My problem is that I look way too cute for the kind of sex I would like to have.
Foreplay during sex is bullshit. I don`t honk my horn for fifteen minutes in front of the garage before I drive in.
Sex is healthy and prolongs life. Come here and make me immortal.
That`s not flab - that`s sexual momentum.
I would like to have breakfast with you! May I invite you for dinner?
The 5 tips for life: Say what is true. Drink what is clear. Eat what is ready. Collect what is rare. And fuck what`s there.