Stuff you better not say during Sex 7/13
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Sayings sex / food
If you read my texts you owe me a hug if you delete them, a kiss if you save them, a date if you save them and sex if you reply.
I would like sex or a hug right now. A coffee is great too.
It`s been a long day today, I need one of those hugs that ends in sex.
I love your left leg like Christmas and your right leg like Easter. May I come over between the holidays?
You come quietly into my room, touch my naked body until you find the sweetest spot and start sucking. shit mosquito!
Let me be an ice cube that slides down your body, that caresses your book button, then dies in your lap.
Such a body is far too good to lie alone under the covers!
Lonely seeks lonely to lonely!
Hey, I`m not a man for one night. But I`ve got an hour or two.
Finally the right man for my bed linen.
You need to be banged back and aborted.
Lie here, lie there, fuck you all trallala!