Stuff you better not say during Sex 5/13
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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She`s so bitchy, she needs to get laid again.
But my mother taught me differently.
My girlfriend thinks my red bicycle helmet is unattractive. But I'd rather look like shit than risk a head injury during sex!
Tell me, do I have to pay you for this now?
You look better in the dark!
Tell me... how old is your sister?
Do you want a hot night? Come to me and I`ll turn up the heat!
Sometimes I look at people and think, Seriously? That sperm won?!
Big ass and big tits, this cunt gets pounded.
I watch some people talk and think: "A condom would have prevented so much!"
Let`s play Chinese firecrackers. You`re the firecracker and I`ll bang you.
I`m not looking for a woman for life, I`m looking for one for bed.
Everyone is talking about sexual harassment in the workplace. If this doesn`t start soon, I`ll quit!