Stuff you better not say during Sex 4/13
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Sex is like skate. If you don`t have a good partner, you need a good hand.
If you want to sleep with me, don`t say anything - just smile...
Can you make love with the window open? In principle yes, but it`s nicer with a woman!
Sex makes you slim. Let`s lose weight together!
You can`t be the first, but you`re welcome to be the next!
You look so sweaty! shall we take a shower?
Flower sex is for vegetarians.
Hey, I`m not a man for one night. But I`ve got an hour or two.
How often do you think about sex? spermant!
Shall we practice math? We could add you and me, take off our clothes, multiply our feelings and share our happiness.
A true sailor also sets sail in the Red Sea.
Stupid f***s good.
When I recently asked a doctor if he had ever had sex with a patient, he hit me right away. No humor these coroners.