Stuff you better not say at Office 5/5
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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I like going to the office... I want to know what the fish in the screensaver are doing today.
I'm so motivated today I could look at trees.
I don't need "Alexa" or "Siri" or anything. I need a coffee maker that yells at me, "First put a cup under me before you bang your head, you iditor".
If it feels like compensation and not wages, you should change jobs!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
stop rhyming
make coffee you pig!
Good... Oh, let`s leave that!
"You cling!" the paper complains. "Because you`re such a flighty creature!" the paper clip whispers, broken.
"We will remove all puns from now on!"
"In which colour?"
A real man only takes sick leave when he`s really sick. So if you have a cold or something.
There he is... do you know that you made out with about 50% of our employees at the Christmas party?
What I? No, I`m just walking from room to room.
Anyone else like coffee?