Stuff you better not say to your Girlfriend 4/6
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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"I fight with a woman`s weapons" - "Honey, calm down. Put the blender back in the cupboard and we`ll talk..."
Why do you keep saying `You need your beauty sleep` when you look like a troll on acid in the morning anyway.
You could also do a little more sport!
You`re pretty, in the dark, 100km away, behind a wall!
The joke I`m about to tell you is so good your tits will drop.
Oh, I see you already know him.
The stupidest animal on earth should once be the monkey. But that went completely wrong, and the woman began to live.
You`ve lost your attractiveness to me
There you are... and I`ve searched all the mental institutions.
A man is basically as faithful as his means
The fact that men have two hands and women have two breasts cannot be a coincidence!
*slap* ... Your face deserves a round of applause!
come tell me your weight No? Only the first three digits...
Oh wow, what is that perfume? That reminds me of an old friend.