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What did Princess Leia say to Han Solo on their wedding night?
Into the garbage chute, flyboy!
A cob of corn finishes his service in the army and retires
as a Colonel in good standing among his field
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
Nebuchadnezzar -- he was on grass for seven years.
My brother said he thinks I’ve been a little demanding with his wife.
I don’t know where he was coming from, but I did tell her she doesn’t have to swallow anymore.
My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old
Until she checked the freezer
A woman explains to her doctor her recent issues with going to the bathroom.
I’ve had horrible constipation,” she explains. “I haven’t been able to go for weeks.” “Are you doing anything for it?” the doctor asks. “Well, I’ll force myself to sit on the toilet for a half hour in the morning and a half hour before bed.” “No, I meant are you taking anything?” “Oh,” she replies. “Yeah, I usually take a magazine.”
Interesting new Twitter policy
You’re no longer allowed to reference group sex, specifically threesomes. Because reasons.