A woman explains to her doctor her recent issues with going to the bathroom.
I’ve had horrible constipation,” she explains. “I haven’t been able to go for weeks.” “Are you doing anything for it?” the doctor asks. “Well, I’ll force myself to sit on the toilet for a half hour in the morning and a half hour before bed.” “No, I meant are you taking anything?” “Oh,” she replies. “Yeah, I usually take a magazine.”
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