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A horse entered a bra...
A horse entered a bar.. The bartender shooed him out.. Shooed *they* out for the new world people. .)
You walk into a bar and there’s a line of people all waiting to slug you in the face…
That’s it. That’s the punch line
Me: “just going to South Manchester to pick up my trousers”
Friend: “Altrincham?” Me: “No just had them dry cleaned”
I tried to join the Marines.
But I fell short of their physical requirements. So they put me in the Navy since I was a sub-marine.
Who knew?
Clinton was exposed by Lewinsky. Nixon was exposed by Woodward and Bernstein.
Why is McDonald’s the best place to bring your girlfriend?
So you can get to court-her pound-hers.
You started without me!?
Two guys are about to get down and dirty… One of them says “hey I need to go get a drink of water first. Do NOT start without me!” The other guy says “bro.. I promise I won’t” A few mins later he excitedly comes back with his glass of water and sees that there is cum sprayed all over the wall! He says “Bro!! I asked you to please not start without me!” The other guys says “Dude chill bro…. I just farted”
What would be inherently more popular if it wasn’t for the U.S.A?
The German Language.
Why do podiatrists make great detectives?
Because they can always sense when trouble is afoot.