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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
How was the suspense movie able to bend the viewer’s chairs?
Through the scene’s shear tension
What do China and the U.S have in common with each other?
The United States lets it’s citizens make fun of the nation’s government. China also lets it’s citizens make fun of the U.S government
What I look for in a woman is intelligence and strong personality
Because without those, I might get to see some boobs.
i used to step on cracks as a way to walk to school everyday
Im 23 with a car an my mothers going in for back surgery today Karma does exist
A mom tells her young son to use a condom when doing the deed.
The son replies, “Mom, I’m only 15!” The mom then says, “And I’m 30.”
What do you say to a bad Stand Up comedian?
Did you take lessons from Stephen Hawking?
A truck full of chickens
A man drives with his truck through a long desert-like area. His truck carries a load of living chickens and his only companion is his speaking parrot. On day there is a beautiful young woman on the roadside trying to hitchhike. He stops and asks what happend and why she is out here? She answers that she had a fight with her now ex-boyfriend and he kicked her out of the car. So the driver said: "I can take you with me but under one condition." She said with a nervous expression: "Which one?" He said: "Fuck or walk!" She thought for it a bit and answered: "Alright. But under one condition! Put the parrot away." He agrees and puts the parrot in the back to the chickens. After they did the deed they drove on. After many hours a police car appears and pulls the truck to the side. The cop said to the driver that he loses his load. The man answers that this is impossible because he carries alive chicken. The cop insists that it is as he said so they checked the storage. So both see the parrot with a chicken in his claws and the parrot says to the chicken: "Fuck or walk!" And the chicken answers: " Wooaaaack?" ... and get thrown out.
How many gay people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2. 1 homo to screw in the light bulb, and 1 homo to read this post.
What did George Michael and wellington boots have in common?
They both got sucked off in bogs.