The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

Why does Jimmy eat his Oreos with water?

Cuz his dad never came back with the milk

My girlfriend thinks I stole her phone charger. She can only find the cord.

I told her I won’t stand for these baseless accusations.

After me, my wife, and my son all passed gas, I realized we are like English royalty

We are just tooters instead of Tudors

What do you do if you meet a bodybuilder at a junction?

Give him the right of whey

What did

the shipmates find in the toilet? The Captain’s log..

They say Giving birth is the most painful thing a human can witness but I’m now 100% sure taking a dump is

I’m Dead

There’s some fish in a tank

One fish turns to another and asks, “how do you drive this thing?”

Someone working in HR

Do you know what someone working in HR does after retiring ? Still nothing.

what has 9 arms and sucks?

Deaf Leopard

Yo mama so fat..

I ate her ass and had leftovers for a week.

My girlfriend said, “I am breaking up with you because of your addiction of wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour.”

I said, “Wait! I can change.”

Mary had a little sheep, and with that sheep, she did sleep.

The sheep turned out to be a ram. Mary had a little lamb.

what did helen keller name her dog?

AARGFHCNCJFND(rasburry)