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It makes sense that Leonardo DiCaprio cares so much about climate change…

He just wants a world his future girlfriends can turn 18 in.

What do you call self-centered and egotistical sleepwear?

Prima-jamas.

What do you call it when you wake up the next day lying in a tree

Morning wood

What do you call a clairvoyant little person on the run from the law ?

A small medium at large

3 Southern sisters are sitting on a big porch sipping Mint Juleps.

Martha says, “My husband loves me so much, he built me this amazing porch.” Mary says, “Well isn’t that nice?” Mildred says, “Bless your heart” Mary says, “My husband loves me so much, he bought me a beautiful new Cadillac.” Martha says, “Well isn’t that nice?” Mildred says, “Bless your heart.” Mildred says, “My husband loves me so much, he sent me to Switzerland for etiquette lessons.” Mary says, “Etiquette lessons? Did they work?!” Mildred says, “Yes they did. I used to say ‘Fuck You’. Now I say ‘Bless your heart.’”

Why did Hitler hate sneezing?

A-Jew

As a young female basketball fan, it is always disappointing to hear praise about Kobe Bryant

This guy was a legend, hero and mentor to so many other fans, but he decides to just retire and completely dip out of the public eye for the past three years. So disappointing.

The anal dildo was invented entirely spontaneously...

From what I hear, the inventor just pulled it out of his ass

I can rap the periodic table better than Eminem.

Because he always forgets Oxygen.

My very kinky friend is an economist

They like to look into Inflation.

The streamer promised a handcam stream.

When the VOD uploaded, the thumbnail was in the preview.

Why did the pilot ditch his ex-girlfriend?

Because she had way too much excess baggage.

What’s between an introvert and an extrovert?

A wall. (I know it wasn’t funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough)

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