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My Eldest Brother is scared of spaghetti.

Tonight I will be making him some "Creepypasta" !

Trump can’t run for president

He can’t run for shit

What do you call a group of gay men?

A Fruit Basket!

There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called “Car Men”

Now we don’t know where in the world it is

Be careful, NASA has announced the exploration of

Uranus

Why did Elon Musk start a rock band with his SpaceX team?

Because he wanted to make "SpaceXy" music!

The worst thing about circumcision is paying full price..

..and still having the leave a tip

My Lawyer gave me great advice

He always said I should never apologise if it’s not my fault because I could be admitting liability and landed with a big bill. However his uncle died recently and I sent him a condolence card and my trial starts next week.

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally

He left with his shirt ironed and 2 sandwiches

A good looking male chauvinist went to a feminist rally

and came back with his shirts freshly ironed

Did you hear the joke about the guy with no short term memory?

To get to the other side!

Yo mommas so ___, she ________.

Fill in the blank.

I used to date a professional fighter.

One day all my video games went missing. I played the blame game, there was a big argument, and I ended up getting dumped. Anyway, have you seen my ex box?

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