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My Eldest Brother is scared of spaghetti.
Tonight I will be making him some "Creepypasta" !
There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called “Car Men”
Now we don’t know where in the world it is
Why did Elon Musk start a rock band with his SpaceX team?
Because he wanted to make "SpaceXy" music!
The worst thing about circumcision is paying full price..
..and still having the leave a tip
My Lawyer gave me great advice
He always said I should never apologise if it’s not my fault because I could be admitting liability and landed with a big bill. However his uncle died recently and I sent him a condolence card and my trial starts next week.
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally
He left with his shirt ironed and 2 sandwiches
A good looking male chauvinist went to a feminist rally
and came back with his shirts freshly ironed
Did you hear the joke about the guy with no short term memory?
To get to the other side!
I used to date a professional fighter.
One day all my video games went missing. I played the blame game, there was a big argument, and I ended up getting dumped. Anyway, have you seen my ex box?