The funniest jokes the internet has to offer.

There are two Chinese guys, one of them wants to rob a brewery…

His friend asks; “Why don’t we rob a distillery, we’d make more money?” “It’s too whisky.”

Rick rolls are like Spanish inquisition

You never expect them

Naughty Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread.

What do you call coffee you used to drink but don’t anymore?

>!Expresso!<

Two deer walk out of a gay club,

one says “dude I must’ve blown like 50 bucks back there”.

Turns out, the lobby that pushed against Roe vs Wade…

Was Proctologists. They‘ll be in serious demand from now on.

Why did the creep take his crush to the bar?

To liquor.

Yo Mama so fat

That the elephant thought it lost weight

Where do ducks hide their cash?

In their butt-quack

My wife and I agree that any time that your genitals are touching any part of another person, that is cheating.

Other than when the doctor gives you a blow job.

I believe the tornado chasers are the reincarnation of ancient sailors

They both hear the siren and know it’s dangerous, but they just keep going. ——— There was a tornado in my city and then I think of this.

What’s Smeagol’s favorite movie?

Precious.

My gay friend asked me what my favorite fruit was

Apparently “you” isn’t the right answer.