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A man is arrested for dog-fighting

In the interrogation room, the officer demands an explanation; “What do you have to say for yourself?!” The man answers “what can I say, it’s a dog eat dog world…”

Dragon Ball Z is real.

Messi collected 7 golden balls and successfully wished for a world cup.

Sony has released a new camcorder

It was panned by the critics

After Trump’s NFT announcement…

He was called a charlatan. He denied it, saying he lives in Florida.

Why did the pirate get cancelled?

He dropped the hard arrrrrr

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!”

“Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?”

People say horse girls are crazy…

…but I’ve always found them rather stable.

Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?

Everybody.

What did the 9 say to the 10?

I’m really glad you’re here because a 9 next to an 11 would be a real tragedy.

Just had a Metal Gear Solid shit.

Solid Snake.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan.

2 people are in a middle of an argument.

"FUCK YOU!" "err, is that an insult, or a part of your to-do list?"

Bill Clinton gets kicked out of every bakery in Paris.

He constantly feels their pain.

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