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A man is arrested for dog-fighting
In the interrogation room, the officer demands an explanation; “What do you have to say for yourself?!” The man answers “what can I say, it’s a dog eat dog world…”
Dragon Ball Z is real.
Messi collected 7 golden balls and successfully wished for a world cup.
After Trump’s NFT announcement…
He was called a charlatan. He denied it, saying he lives in Florida.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!”
“Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?”
What did the 9 say to the 10?
I’m really glad you’re here because a 9 next to an 11 would be a real tragedy.
2 people are in a middle of an argument.
"FUCK YOU!" "err, is that an insult, or a part of your to-do list?"
Bill Clinton gets kicked out of every bakery in Paris.
He constantly feels their pain.