Stuff you better not say to your Friends 2/5
Here we have many funny and sometimes deeply shocking insights into things that shouldn't be said.
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Named my router after my ex because I couldn`t connect and my neighbor was constantly on it.
So I went to the porn rooms and cried... but only for 10 seconds
I always get severely depressed at amusement parks...
Why - WHY the hell are we not clearing this up in a minute on the phone but in a 9 hour WhatsApp message battle?!
My ex girlfriend keeps telling everyone that I have a baby penis. It`s really nobody`s business that it`s 50 centimeters long and weighs 3.5 kilograms.
I always go out when my girlfriend sings - to show the neighbors that I don`t hit them.
Yesterday I wanted to cook with wine... after the 5th glass I didn`t even know what I wanted in the kitchen anymore.
I would like to be a millionaire like my father
What, your father is a millionaire?
No, but I would like to.
I think leggings are really great - they make long legs and a tight ass.
But sayings like "Your cock can be seen" are really annoying!
1: "You`re a Pizza Margarita"
2: "What?!"
1: "You have nothing on it!"
The answer to the "meaning of life" is 42. A cube of yeast weighs 42 grams...I think I`m on to something big there.
Do you feel patronized by your girlfriend?
NO! He does not!