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What happens if you inject a particular kind of sea creature with steroids?
You’ve made yourself a very powerful anemone
I hear Twitter has a musk problem.
Have they stopped going to work because of the smell?
If Neil Armstrong really walked on the moon…
Why do they call them Astronauts and not Astrodids?
I tried to manage a jazz band once, but they were only interested in laying around smoking weed.
It was like herding cats.
Yet another joke from Sunny
okay this is something more personal, you see im German, there is not a problem with that. but some people from other countries still believe we are racists, evil and whatnot. and i want to tell you guys its not true, you cant judge a book by its cover like that. i like black people, everybody should have one. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ >!and now i wait for the first person who got offended by this joke!<
A pimp goes on vacation to a country where all the citizens are prostitutes
He was in a Hoe New World
what did the receptionist say to the man leaving the sperm bank?
"thanks for coming!"
Two fish were in a tank.
One turned to the other and said, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"