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What happens if you inject a particular kind of sea creature with steroids?

You’ve made yourself a very powerful anemone

Do you ever with the Kardashians

Became the Car Crashians?

I hear Twitter has a musk problem.

Have they stopped going to work because of the smell?

Whats a pedophiles favorite brand of shoes?

Vans.

If Neil Armstrong really walked on the moon…

Why do they call them Astronauts and not Astrodids?

I got buttfucked by a rough dinosaur...

It was a verysoerus

I tried to manage a jazz band once, but they were only interested in laying around smoking weed.

It was like herding cats.

Yet another joke from Sunny

okay this is something more personal, you see im German, there is not a problem with that. but some people from other countries still believe we are racists, evil and whatnot. and i want to tell you guys its not true, you cant judge a book by its cover like that. i like black people, everybody should have one. &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; &#x200B; >!and now i wait for the first person who got offended by this joke!<

How did Walter White crash the car?

Because he was Braking Bad

A pimp goes on vacation to a country where all the citizens are prostitutes

He was in a Hoe New World

what did the receptionist say to the man leaving the sperm bank?

"thanks for coming!"

What does the Loch Ness Rooster do to relax?

Hennessy.

Two fish were in a tank.

One turned to the other and said, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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