A man wakes up heavily injured in a hospital after a short period of coma

After the doctors stabilized him, they asked him what happened. The man says: “Well, the last thing I can remember is laying down in the couch with my wife and watching a movie with her. Then, I remember wanting to drink a beer, so I asked my wife to go and snatch one for me. She told me to go and get one myself... A few minutes later, she had received a text message, but her phone wasn’t near her, so she got up to read the message. The message said: ‘Dear wife, since you are now standing up and away from the couch, please bring me a beer’. After that, I remember waking up here and seeing you, doctor.”