Two old ladies were walking over a bridge
Two old ladies were walking over a bridge when one of them says “you know, I’ve always wanted to pee off the side of a bridge like men do” So she pulled down her panties lifted her dress, sat on the railing of the bridge and relieved herself. The other old lady thought it looked like such a hoot she too pulled down her panties, lifted her dress and sat on the bridge railing. “Watch this,” she said “I’m gonna pee on that canoe down there.” Her friend looked over the edge and responded “that’s not a canoe, that’s your reflection.”
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