New Year
One day, the director of NASA made an emergency call to the President of USA and said, "Sir, I have good news and bad news." The President said, "Okay, tell me the bad news first." NASA Guy: "Well Sir, we have detected a massive comet heading straight for Earth. It will impact Earth tomorrow evening. There is no way to stop it. The entire planet will be destroyed in an enormous supernova. There will be fire, light, and explosions bigger than anything anyone has ever seen or imagined." President: "So, what is the good news???!" NASA Guy: "Well Sir, tomorrow just happens to be New Year`s Eve!"
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