A woman walks into a grocery store.

She heads to the produce aisle and sees a man stocking the shelves. “Excuse me where are your onions?” “Ma’am we don’t have any onions today” the man replied. “Nonsense, I know you have onions today” she replied. “ ma’am we really don’t” he said again. “ yes you do” was her response. He sighed and decided on a different approach to get through to her. “Take the po out of potatoes” he said to her. “What?” She said. “Just humour me.” “Ok… you get tatoes” “Now take the to out of tomatoes” he said. “You get matoes” she said. “Good now take the fugg out of onions.” She paused for about 5 seconds before snapping. “There is no fugginonions!” That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you the man replied.