Adam spoke to God in the Garden of Eden
"I am lonely" said Adam. "I need someone around for company." "Very well," said God. "I will create a companion for you. One who will obey your every word, do all your chores along with cooking and cleaning for you." "Wonderful!" said Adam. "What will it take?" "For you, it will cost an arm and a leg" said God. "That seems pretty steep" said Adam. "What could I get for just a rib?"
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