Psychiatrist joke

A psychiatrist comes home from work one day. His wife asks him how his day was. He replies, "Well, my first patient was a guy who got fired from his job. No matter what I said, I couldn`t get the sad look off his face." "My second patient was a guy who`s wife divorced him. No matter what I said, I couldn`t get the sad look off his face." "My third patient was a lady who was so depressed, she jumped out of a third story window naked. She landed feet-down right on a fire hydrant! No matter what I said, I couldn`t get the smile off her face!" When I was in grade 3, our teacher decided we would have Riddle & Joke time every day for 10 minutes before lunch break. This was the very first joke told by a kid in my class.