The kidnap

A blonde is running a little short of cash, so she goes to the playground and kidnaps Johnny. She takes him to her home and writes a note: - “If you want to see Johnny again, leave $10,000 in unmarked bills in a plain paper bag by the merry-go-round at the playground by 8 AM tomorrow. Signed, A Blonde.” She pins the note to Johnny’s shirt and sends him home. In the morning she goes to the playground, and sure enough, there is the plain brown bag containing a large stack of bills, along with a note that reads, - “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”