Line in heaven
A woman dies and finds herself in a line to get into heaven. As she nears St Peter she hears him asking people "Please tell me how much money you made and what you did on earth" Two people ahead if her she heard "I made 2 million a year and I was a CEO" The person in front of her said "I made 180 thousand a year and I was an electrician" When she got there she said "I made 12 thousand a year.. " St Peter asked "and what instrument did you play?"
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