A young priest is new to a confregation

And he strikes up a conversation with a young nun. He tells her that on his studies in The Vatican he’s come to understand an important teaching that’s been neglected. Basically, it turns out the kingdom of heaven is sealed with an earthly lock. Luckily, men posses the key and women, the lock itself. These tools are conveniently located between the legs of said men and women. The naive nun falls for it and they vigorously open that lock. He urges the nun to be quiet about it, it’s hard for folks to understand if it’s not explained carefully. A few weeks later he tries the same thing on another young nun and it works. Another soul saved! After a while the two young nuns can’t contain their excitement and reveal their saved status to each other. Unfortunately, the older and more knowledgeable Mother Superior overhears and confronts them about this. They nervously explain the story to head nun who turns red with fury. “That son of a bitch!” she erupts. “What, Mother? Is something wrong with what Father told us?” “You’re god damned right there is. He told me that was Gabriel’s horn and I’ve been blowing it for the past month!”