Putin and two Russian generals are sitting in the Russian presidential aircraft
Putin gets bored and suggests to play a game to kill some time. Each of them will throw something from the plane and later they will go to check what happened on the ground. The first general pulls a Zippo lighter from his pocket, throws it out the window and says "someone will cry because of this" The second general asks one of the soldiers for his Kalashnikov, throws it out the window and says "someone will be crushed by this" Putin opens a cabinet next to his seat, pulls out a hand grenade, throws it out the window and says "Someone will be blown away by this" Some time later, they get off the plane and and next to them they see a girl crying, so they ask her what happened? "A lighter fell on my head from the sky and it really hurts!" she answers They continue walking and see a boy crying, so they ask him what happened? "A gun fell on dad from the sky and he died!" answers the kid Feeling a bit uncomfortable they move on and then they see a boy lauughing his head off, so they ask him what happened. The boy answers them: "I farted and the whole house exploded!"
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