Not the Job he had in Mind
A man goes in for an interview which states "Male sex workers needed" He passes the interview and sees his first client, a slender piece of ass named Shakira He gets undressed and upon getting erect, she screams and runs to get HR. Puzzled, he reads the contract again and sees a piece of dirt. Upon rubbing it off, it reads: "6 inches or less is grounds for termination"
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