judge sentenced three guys to getting their peepees cut off according to their jobs
The first guy was a butcher, so the executioner cut off his peepee with a cleaver The second guy was a lumberjack, so the executioner sawed off his peepee with a saw when the executioner reached for the third, he found him giggling. “You are going to lose your peepee, what’s funny about that?” the executioner asked. The third guy answers “I make candies for a living, you have to suck it till it ends”
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