A joke my Uncle tells. Makes me laugh every time..

Somewhere deep down south a man dials 9-1-1.. Operator: “Emergency services. Is there a problem?” Man: “Hi, uhh ya. I jus’ came home and I foun’ my wife lyin’ dead on tha floor.” Operator: “I am so sorry to hear that sir. How would you like us to assist you?” Man: “Yea, uhh. I’d like yew to come an’ pick ‘er up.” Operator: “I’ll send someone right over. Can you inform me of the address?” Man: “ Yea, I live a’ 103 Alemeter Drive.” Operator: “Okay, and can you spell that for me?” Man: “Uh-huh. It’s A-L-A… wait, A-L-E.. nah that’s can’t be right… A-L… uhhh.” Man: “Hell, I’ll drag ‘er ova ta oak street an’ yew can pick ‘er up there!”