Three drunk guys entered a taxi...
The driver knew they were drunk so he turned the engine on, then off. Then said "we have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money. The 2nd guy said "thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the 3rd guy knew what he had done. But then he asked, "What was that for?"The 3rd guy replied, " Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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