A man offers a young woman $1,000,000
to sleep with him for one night. She looks him up and down. “$1 million? Sure thing! “ He smiles at her. “How about $50?” “I’m not a whore!” “Madam, we’ve already estab-“ “Imma stop you right there. You misunderstand. I’m not a whore, I’m a paid actress . A 16 year old paid actress. There’s a camera there, and there, and there, and coming up behind you is Chris Hansen from ‘Dateline’.”
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