Reporter goes to a native reservation

A young reporter went to a Native American reservation and went to interview the natives there. They comes across a native with one feather in his head band and the reporter ask him “What does the one feather stand for?” He replies “I’ve been with one women .” The reporter thinks that’s interesting and then comes across a native with five feathers in his head band and inquires the same thing and he responds “I’ve been with five women.” At this point the reporter is starting to understand but thinks surely the Chiefs headdress has a different meaning. Later in the evening the reporter has the opportunity to ask the chief the same question and he responds proudly with “I’m the Chief of all women on the reservation and Ive slept with all of them!” The reporter responds “Oh dear!” The chief responds “No! Not deer their asshole is too high and they run too fast.”