A police officer pulls over a speeding car

A man gets pulled over for speeding. The officer walks up to the window. “You were going 20 over the limit. License and registration please.” The man in the car hands over his documents and says “just so you know, I have a dead body in the trunk.” The officer immediately has the man step out of the car while he radios for backup. Not much longer, the sheriff arrives. The two officers head to the back of the man’s car and pop open the trunk. “There’s nothing in here!” Exclaims the sheriff. “My officer said you had a dead body in the trunk.” The man replies “I bet that sonofabitch told you I was speeding too!”