Old Rudy was on a train, mumbling to himself, smiling, and then raising his hand.
After a moment of silence, he would go through the same process, mumble, smile, raise hand, silence. Sarah was observing this, and after about an hour, she said, “Pardon me, sir. Is anything wrong?” “Oh, no,” Rudy replied. “It’s just that long trips get boring so I tell myself jokes.” “But why, sir,” asked Sarah, “Do you keep raising your hand?” “Well,” said Rudy, “That’s to interrupt myself because I’ve heard that one before.”
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